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chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 11:29 PM

BOOKS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Books I want for Christmas this year by author and title:

Smaug – “The Essence of Sarcasm”

Smoke – “Yippee…Kicked Ken Jennings Ass: How to Cheat”

Allena – “How Climb a Ladder After Drinking A Case Of Beer”

Embee – “Divorce – Without Murder, a ‘How To Book’”

Koota – “Working Out Is Totally Overrated”

Tex – “Multiple On-Line User Account Benefits”

Eesus – “’F You” The New Hello”

Kaufman – “Carpet Doesn’t Match the Rug”

1mks – “Corporal Punishment…It Works!!”

Felix – “I Love You – And Other Fairy Tales”

Surreyman – “Football (Soccer for Americans) Is For Wimps”

Tuzilla – “How to Author 1 Million Quizzes and Still Have Shit Left In Your Head”

Stoutyounglad – “How To Cheat At WMs…and Be Annoying”

Alaskan 420 – “Wayne…Wayne…Go Away, And Other Irritating Songs About Me”

Diva – “How I Became The Mad ‘Hat’ter”

Slicko – “How To Kill ER Patients Without Being Busted For Playing Sploofus While I Should Be Supervising Interns”

Oogie & Luvnmexsun (Co-Authored) – “Secret Lovers…That’s What We Are”

Larefamilaris & Rach66 (Co-Authored) – “We Are Not A Robots”

Jeannarie – “There’s No Place Like Home – That’s Why I’m Always Leaving It”

Oldcougar – “Canada…The 51st United State”

Bushyfox – “Australia…The 52nd United State”

Tazmaniac – Don’t care what he wrote…don’t want that book anyway

Justin – “Beta 2.0 or Y2K….Which Was The Bigger Hoax?”

Sploofeditors (Collaborative Effort) – “Creating WPs – How To Mess With People’s Minds”

And if…by chance…I’ve forgotten a book that any other Sploofuser has written, please feel free to let me know.

Me.




smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 11:58 PM

ROFL....That was great chick!

siouxsie
Siouxsie  (Level: 104.6 - Posts: 145)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:00 AM

By Chick--How to Zing Friends and Influence People

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:01 AM

Great List!

pocahontas1951
Pocahontas1951  (Level: 55.4 - Posts: 172)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:07 AM

I would love to have copies also.


embee
Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:22 AM

Very funny! I'm working on a new book. I'm still kicking around titles, but am leaning towards "Breaks Do Fail (But Not When You Need Them To)" or "Murder is a Perfectly Acceptable Alternative to Divorce." I think I better stop now and make sure my lawyer's bill is paid up.

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:42 AM

A book by Rshackleford...."How to beat all the 90% percent players with the fastest 90% WR's ever and get really good scores late at night when no one is watching." That's for you Mike!

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:43 AM

Oops, I meant to add fast 90% WR's "during the day" and amazing times at night.

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:57 AM

A book by Chickbref1..."How to call everyone else annoying and a cheater, while at the same time annoying everyone and cheating."

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 1:00 AM

Sry...title not in caps or quotations...please edit and resubmit to SploofboyzsuckatWRs.



kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 7:43 AM

Perhaps the authors can donate an autographed copy of their book, and we will sell raffle tickets at the Sploofus Island Holiday Party - with proceeds going to Justin for the delivery of 2.0!



pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 7:48 AM

Oooh, a fundraiser!

My book title: "How To Enter Word Puzzle Typos in 3 Easy Lessons"

(I even had a typo in that title, and just fixed it before I hit "post"...)

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 7:49 AM

Got a new one coming out, "Call Me a Cheater Again and I'll SO Kick Your Scrawny Ass".

I'll be happy to autograph 30,000 copies for my friends. Get 'em now, they're going fast!

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 8:01 AM

Christmas Goddess, love it Donna

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 8:03 AM

Donna, luv the festive avatar hat!!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 8:28 AM

Hello? I wasn't saying hello.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5883)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 11:42 AM

You are beyond clever. Thanks for the laugh.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 12:05 PM

+++++ERROR MESSAGE+++++
+++++DOES NOT COMPUTE+++++
+++PLEASE RE-BOOT MOUSEWHEEL AND CLICK PROGRAM++++
+++LOL@CHICKIE.SMARTA$$.ORG+++

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 10:20 PM

Smokey's new book "Idle Threats"


kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 10:37 PM

I bartended for a number of years in the same neighborhood bar - and actually began a book called "As The Bar Turns" - never had a chance to finish it - but am thinking of starting over with "As The Island Turns"

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 11:05 PM

I'm writing a book..

How to tread on the edge without actually falling off (very often)..

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 11:35 PM

I think instead of a book, its screenplay time.

Who will play who in the Sploofus movie?

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 2:48 AM

Slicko will be played by Danny Devito, Chickbref1 by the witch from Wizard of Oz (NOT Glenda the "good witch"), Smoke20 will be played by Anne Bancroft from the Graduate, and Euses will be played by that guy in traffic who cuts you off and gives you the bird for doing so. Anyone else got suggestions?

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 7:43 PM

Wayne (Alaskan420) - Chong


chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 7:54 PM

I WILL be played by Meg Ryan...despite Jeremy's obvious lack of casting ability. I am so sweet and kind...."Oh....I'll have what she's having".

Me.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.5 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 8:28 PM

I just got a copy of the book "What Mother Teresa Learned from Me" by Chickfbref...fascinating reading

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 8:31 PM

Weren't all the pages blank?

missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Fri, 14th Dec '07 8:39 PM

Please put me down for a copy of Tuzilla's book when it comes out on cd.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 15th Dec '07 1:13 AM

Jeremy - I hope that guy in traffic is hot.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 15th Dec '07 1:59 AM

Bless you, Jeremy.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 15th Dec '07 9:14 AM

Just don't leave me on the cutting room floor!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 12:28 PM

OK Ken, your choices might be Phillip Seymour Hoffman, David Caruso, or Chuck Norris.

xhoney1
Xhoney1  (Level: 76.0 - Posts: 185)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 12:45 PM

Definitely David Caruso ...and for all you Horatio Caine fans, here's a funny clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI

gotta love Horatio

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 12:47 PM

I was thinking Ken might be a combination of all 3 actors: Hoffman's intellect & dry wit, Caruso's smoldering gaze, and Norris' kickassiness.

xhoney1
Xhoney1  (Level: 76.0 - Posts: 185)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 12:49 PM

kickassiness, i like that.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 4:10 PM

Question for frequernt posters

so tell me:
When you saw the original post, did you go down the list hoping you WERE included as a target or that you weren't?

Barry

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 4:31 PM

Kelly has a way of making everyone feel special, so I was hoping I was included, even though she has grossly mischaracterized me.

missashlee
Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 11:49 PM

Garrybl:

I want to get your book, "Why English Has Failed As A Written Language".

It would be filled with witticisms and anecdotes that most of us could relate with, at one time or another! (Note my poor sentence structure!)

Ty for your posts!

- Jeanne

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 1:20 PM

Just left Barnes and Noble.... Saw ChickFBref's new book, "Marketing Tips: How to Sell Cigarettes and Crack Cocaine to Elementary School Children."

rshackleford
Rshackleford  (Level: 171.3 - Posts: 14)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 1:33 PM

I shall be played by Christopher Walken because...... well, is really anyone else anyway?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 1:42 PM

Not to mention improper usage of punctuation, Jeanne.

missashlee
Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 2:32 PM


Yes! And the spelling should be checked. Where is Diva when I need her???



diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 3:58 PM

I here you Missashlee. I be hear, or I could be their.

The Chickster ROCKS!

http://pic.photobucket.com/spacer.gif

diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 4:00 PM


chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 5:34 PM

Gary,

I did not "target" people, I actually read these titles somewhere (I can't seem to recall where exactly).

Secondly, everyone wants to be on the list...it's the "Naughty" list and we all know that's the FUN LIST.

Me.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 6:20 PM

Um...I have seen the "list" and it appears to be written in your hand...how the hell didja do that?

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 6:52 PM

Phitzy1 - "Damn Straight They're Real"

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 7:00 PM

Um, was that a book written by Dolly Parton?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 7:03 PM

I had a ghost do...err...writer help me out with that.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 7:04 PM

Phitzy and Chickie - I'm going to have to separate you two!

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 7:09 PM

Man, you sound like my HS French teacher...Georgette Concillio...

She would say "you two are much too tea-partieish" and move my conspirator away from me...



pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 7:10 PM

Oui!


phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 8:01 PM

Tea, Pep?


garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 8:06 PM

I hope S***g and others are reading this thread and realizing that it is possible to insult other people and still retain a sense of humor, and avoid giving terminal offense..
Why can't we all just get along?


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