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tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 3847)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 3:28 PM

TWELVE DAYS OF BUNNY XMAS

I didn't write this. I found it.


Twelve Days of Bunny Xmas

On the first day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

A pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the second day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the third day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the fourth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the fifth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the sixth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the seventh day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the eighth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Eight big arm scratches,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the ninth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Nine gnawed on packages,

Eight big arm scratches,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the tenth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Ten nose nudges

Nine gnawed on packages,

Eight big arm scratches,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the eleventh day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Eleven cordless lights,

Ten nose nudges

Nine gnawed on packages,

Eight big arm scratches,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.


On the twelfth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,

Twelve minutes of snuggling,

Eleven cordless lights,

Ten nose nudges

Nine gnawed on packages,

Eight big arm scratches,

Seven sweet kisses,

Six bunny binkies,

Five big THUMPS,

Four vet bills,

Three chin rubs,

Two chewed cords,

& a pile of bunny poop under the tree.

missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 387)
Thu, 13th Dec '07 7:54 PM

Sensational!

geophile
Geophile  (Level: 168.3 - Posts: 1553)
Sat, 15th Dec '07 5:14 PM

Do Bunnies do anything else besides poop and chew? Oh, never mind...I already know that!

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 15th Dec '07 7:12 PM

My bunnies are all made of dust but I loved your song

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 9:14 PM

You know, this song is also applicable to cats...

...meow



missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 387)
Sun, 16th Dec '07 11:42 PM

Phitzy is so correct about the song applying to cats.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 17th Dec '07 6:14 PM

Except for one must replace poop with Hairballs (yech)


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