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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 10:45 AM

INNER PEACE

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitelyworks, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By followingsimple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things youhave started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to seeall the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle ofBailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of myold Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!


cristinap
Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 10:47 AM

Thats how you shoul feel during the holidays


joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.2 - Posts: 686)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 10:52 AM

I want to feel good too - I'm taking Dr. Phil's and your advice. Thanks for the tip!

Jo

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 1:40 PM

MMMMMMMM Doritos.......

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.5 - Posts: 1190)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 1:46 PM

whoa you're almost as medicated as the kids Marsha

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 2:06 PM

This blog post about Dr. Phil is possibly the funniest I have EVER freakin' read anywhere. Hope you all enjoy it.

http://ordinarymorning.net/drphil.html

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 2:10 PM

I wish I could append that message: This is rather Risque...a definite 'R' rating!

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 6:14 PM

LMAO!!!

oh wait, I am soo offended! What if my Kids (24 and 22) read this?

really, Too funny darling!


greyghost
Greyghost  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 640)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 10:13 PM

ROFLMFBO,good one,i owe ya,

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Fri, 21st Dec '07 10:22 PM

I am sipping a Dow Vintage Port and munching Doritos Fiery Habanero chips.


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