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maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 8:13 PM

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2008

I just received this email and had to share it.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the internet and
he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.



"Life is like a jar of JalapeƱo peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" .



nsinuosblufyxn
Nsinuosblufyxn  (Level: 106.3 - Posts: 274)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 8:19 PM

Love 'em, except #8 is a little harsh, shall pass it on to others. Thanks for posting it.

Bunny

stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 9:29 PM

Loved it and No. 8 is hilarious and true!

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 9:34 PM

#8 just join him in a single malt and satisfy both

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 10:38 PM

Geesus, how many sandwiches is a girl supposed to make in a freaking day??

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 22nd Dec '07 11:15 PM


Number 8 seems to collapse the business plan for my edible panties franchise.

stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Sun, 23rd Dec '07 4:54 AM

Smaug, what about edible boxer briefs?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sun, 23rd Dec '07 12:03 PM


Being the owner of one, I never understood why anyone would want to get anywhere near a guy's butt.

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Sun, 23rd Dec '07 12:37 PM

Maybe ask the guy in Question 14 of Justin's One Word Sploofus Quiz.



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