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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 11:57 AM

MY NEWS YEAR'S RESOLUTION



In 2008, I want to get serious about drinking.

Too often, and I'll admit it, work, family, or the scorn of peers and the community has stopped my drinking from reaching its full potential. I'm committed to overcoming those challenges and really making 2008 a year to not remember!

Who is with me?!!?

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 12:01 PM

Belly Up To The Bar! Make mine a double!!

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 12:01 PM

If there's intravenous available, I'm with ya'...

One condition however...there will be no "value" brands consumed.

They create the WORST HANGOVERS!!!

bottoms UP!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 12:06 PM

Does one consider bleach a value brand? Cuz Phitzy keeps telling me to drink bleach.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.4 - Posts: 5316)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 12:21 PM

Can I join you even though I'll be drinking iced tea??? I make it weak enough it could pass for some other drink.

jeanette2103
Jeanette2103  (Level: 51.3 - Posts: 4)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 2:02 PM

Well I've decided that in 2008 I won't be drinking any more. I won't be drinking any less either. Hic and cheers and yappy hew near

J x

brunosexy77
Brunosexy77  (Level: 68.3 - Posts: 215)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 2:20 PM

My New Year's Resolution

i will have a program i may not follow it exactly but it will be thereby saving myself from 2 pests undecision and hurry

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 2:23 PM

Easy: Would you prefer "Clorox" or generic...

I find that Clorox has a certain Je ne c'est qua...particularly the lavender scent.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 2:27 PM

I'm going to laugh more, sing louder, dance in public, quit worrying so much, practice reckless abandonment, question authority, make changes for the better, stand up for the little guy, have public displays of affection, stand up for what I believe in, spend more time outdoors, catch and release, never again own a pair of panties I hate, flirt with the elderly, tell people how much they mean to me, make my kids proud that I'm their mom, and learn how to properly swashbuckle.

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 5:42 PM

I'm talking all of my girlfriends into "going Commando". I hate pantylines but they hate thongs.
Leah

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 6:35 PM

Lodi - I LOVE that list! I am totally stealing it (except that I already know how to buckle my swash )

I've already had a lovely chat with my teenage son about what it would take for him to be proud of me!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 7:02 PM


"Swashbuckle" -- by the people you trust, at Massengill.

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 7:04 PM

nice list lodi im not growing old gracefully kicking and fighting all the way .drinks good the liver is evil and must be punished


papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 10:45 PM

Friends, experience a good bout with Pancreatitis like I did in 1983 and all of you will switch to something non-alcoholic. They gave me a three month cure: Quit or take a "Dirt Nap". 25 years in May and "NO" AA.

eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.6 - Posts: 240)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 11:19 PM

Well done Bill, and Lodi don't let phitzy talk you into trying aqua velva i hear it is nasty.. ptooey!!!

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Tue, 1st Jan '08 11:31 PM

... adds " never again own a pair of panties I hate" to her list of Resolutions.

Wait! I don't have a list. I guess this is my only resolution! Thanks, Lodi!

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 5:19 AM

Switch to thongs, they're cooler.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 2:55 PM

Outta my thread, Papermanbill.

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 3:36 PM

A few drinks and I get accused of TMT'ing all over the place by "kaufman". But then again, who gives a damn what "coughman" thinks. Another one here please.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 6:11 PM

Oh, Eileen, Dontcha know that Old Spice is reminiscent of Cragganmore? (only cheaper...try it)



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