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maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 5:15 PM

QUESTIONS I CAN'T ASK IN MY QUIZZES

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.


3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.


4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.


7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.


8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.


9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.


11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.


12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.


13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.


14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.


15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.


16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.


17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.


18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.


19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.


21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 5:25 PM

bwwwwahahahaha!

Nice.

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 5:38 PM

I'm Still Laughing! Thanks

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.5 - Posts: 1332)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 6:07 PM

what a hoot!

pocahontas1951
Pocahontas1951  (Level: 55.4 - Posts: 172)
Wed, 2nd Jan '08 8:33 PM

HAHAHAHA !!

Funny


salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Thu, 3rd Jan '08 12:04 AM

These were great! Thanks for my evening chuckle.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 3rd Jan '08 12:13 AM

Thank god someone keeps bumping this stuff to the top.

RIOT...thanks.


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