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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 3rd Jan '08 4:56 PM


One day last week a fourth grade teacher asked the class what their dads did for a living.

All the usual answers came up; Fireman-truck driver-mechanic, etc.

However, little Leroy was being unusually quiet so when the teacher prodded him about it,he replied, "my father is a drug addict and an alcoholic. He steals and pimps prostitutes to get the money for his habit".

The teacher, shaken by this, hurriedly set the other children to work and took little Leroy aside and asked, "is that really true about your father"?

"No", the boy said, "he works in Hillary Clintons campaign headquarters but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class"

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 3rd Jan '08 5:09 PM

Thank you Donden, best joke I've heard in a loooonnnnggg time!

Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 8:54 AM

lol.. that is so silly

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