You are not signed in (Login or Join Free)   |   Help
Sploofus Trivia
Trivia GamesCommunityLeaderboardsTournaments
MySploofus
You are here:  Home  >>  Chat Forums  >>  The Salty Dog  >>  View Chat Message

View Chat Message



Pages:  1    


smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 12:30 PM

LIVING LIFE BACKWARD



MY NEXT LIFE



I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day .

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 12:36 PM



geophile
Geophile  (Level: 159.5 - Posts: 1521)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 12:48 PM

Sounds like you are on target

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 12:49 PM

Smaug, I figure you've got your gold watch but you're still a long way from too young.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 8:05 PM


who knew you would be so wise...

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 8:51 PM

That really sounds fabulous! Good luck with that.
Leah
xxoo

headylamar
Headylamar  (Level: 150.7 - Posts: 740)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 10:04 PM

WOW!! Where can I sign up?

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.2 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 4th Jan '08 11:06 PM

!ereh thgiR

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 5th Jan '08 2:48 AM

.ah aH

alaskan420
Alaskan420  (Level: 69.0 - Posts: 191)
Sat, 5th Jan '08 3:53 AM

Laughed out loud on that one!!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5887)
Sat, 5th Jan '08 5:27 PM

Ah, like Benjamin Button. Did you know that they are making a movie of that? Brad Pitt I believe.


Pages:  1    



Copyright © 2003-2016 Sploofus Holdings LLC.  All rights reserved.
Legal Notice & Privacy Statement  |  Link to Sploofus