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Tallactor  (Level: 153.1 - Posts: 423)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 8:55 AM


I hope someone will come along after this puzzle is finished and explain the answers--the first two I had made absolutely no sense to me.

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 9:32 AM had to take the first part of the answer and engineer it back into the joke, Borat.

The one tricky one, if you hadn't heard the joke, was this one:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana", comes from:

Knock, knock

Who's there?


Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who's there?


Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who's there?


Orange who?

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana"

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 9:33 AM

Oh, strike that answer I thought you were asking about the previous one. I'll be back with an opinion of the new one in a few minutes.

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 9:53 AM

Ok, I'm in first place, therefore I'm not explaining anything

It involves translating into pig latin and then applying a numerical code.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:24 AM

Knock! Knock!

"Who's there?"


"Doan give us any more of these knock knock puzzles!"

Onward and upward

Winddancer41  (Level: 63.3 - Posts: 1113)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:41 AM

Well at least i did better on this one than any of the other ones so far in the new year. Maybe its upward and onward from now on. At least i had fun with this one.

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5425)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:46 AM

I rather liked the knock-knock jokes. Probably comes from being in high school in the 19950s when knock-knock jokes were all the rage.

Knock Knock

Who's there?


Cantaloupe who?

Can't elope tonight, Pa's home.

(OK, everyone, just one collective groan is sufficient)

Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:56 AM

Knock knock
who's there
Justin who
Justin case you were planning more of these, please make them funnier.

Kaufman  (Level: 270.0 - Posts: 3941)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 11:15 AM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you not see that the charm in these jokes is precisely that they are not very funny?

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 11:30 AM

Knock Knock

Who's there?


Rohrschack who?

Two dogs screwing

Tallactor  (Level: 153.1 - Posts: 423)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 11:48 AM

Okay, just to clarify--I know how knock knock jokes work. It's just that the first two answers I had seemed totally unrelated to the clues. I'm sure they must have had some logic behind them, but I saw no connection at all.

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 11:50 AM

PM me with them.

Maurlin  (Level: 221.5 - Posts: 2718)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 11:57 AM

I loved both of the Knock Knock WPs. I think they're really my level of humor.

Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 12:00 PM

Since I finally seem to be back on course with them, I reckon knock-knock jokes are my forte and...excuse me someone's knocking at the door.


Who's There?


Forte who?

Fore days and nights of rain...dang Rev, don't you know your Bible?

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Sploofizz (Editor)  
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:03 PM

So which two gave you grief? I thought they were all pretty obvious.

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:12 PM

Here's one I remember from my kids

Knock Knock

Who's there?


Lemmming who?

Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Thu, 10th Jan '08 10:34 PM

Knock knock jokes - not a fan.

Lamizell  (Level: 108.2 - Posts: 441)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 1:21 AM

Again, I don't think there was a level playing field for folks who got the convoluted "read a book instead of playing Sploofus all day" puzzle ("Rita Who?") when most of the others (my four others, anyway) could be solved with zero, one, or two letters.

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 2:01 AM

I don't care what you think, I finished second my highest finish ever, so there.

Pafork  (Level: 132.0 - Posts: 536)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 4:31 AM

I'm generally not a knock knock fan either (though I liked this puzzle) but my favorite joke in the world is:

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting co-



Doesn't work quite as well in print of course, but out loud it makes me laugh every time.

Tallactor  (Level: 153.1 - Posts: 423)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 9:23 AM

I honestly don't remember the clues for either of the two that made no sense to me, and I only remember the answer for one, which was "Is there a doctor in the house." Whatever the clue was, I couldn't make it connect with the answer in any way.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 9:41 AM

Was that "sara" something? It is harder with the spelled-out version of the answer. Would "Sara doctor in the house" have been easier, d'ya think?

Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 5:25 PM

Sploofizz, there were two of these I had never heard before. I wish I could remember to tell you but my brain moved and didn't leave a forwarding address.

Berylm  (Level: 163.9 - Posts: 478)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 8:21 PM

I enjoyed the puzzle, after the first one - the clue was 'cougat who?' and I think the answer started 'you gotta ...'

I don't even know what (who?) cougat is, or how to pronounce until I got the answer by trial and error, so I assumed it was a typo?

Billkozy  (Level: 291.7 - Posts: 318)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 9:53 PM

I've got a great knock knock joke. Here's how it goes. Play along.
"Knock Knock."

Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 9:54 PM

Who's there?

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 9:56 PM

Um, Rev? That's FORTY days. Don't you know your bible?

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Fri, 11th Jan '08 10:30 PM

My favorite is:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amy Fisher.

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