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Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 8:15 PM


I thought this was funny.


A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.

The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.'
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 8:17 PM


Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 8:33 PM

Count me as offended as I am a Baptist Minister.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 9:20 PM

Count me as not-so-offended cause as a Baptist musician, I've worked for that guy!

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 9:21 PM

You never see Felix and Huckabee in the same room, either! Coincidence?

Johnceltic  (Level: 40.6 - Posts: 40)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 9:25 PM

Of course I am offended only read it so I could be offended only joking 8 out10 any more?

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 9:26 PM

I thought he was Ron Paul.

Geophile  (Level: 157.3 - Posts: 1510)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 11:39 PM

Two drunks decided to go into a Batist church and sleep it off. A service was going on and when the collection plate came around, they threw in $20 a piece. The little church had never seen so much money from strangers. When they brought the plate forward for the minister to bless, he whispered to them, "who put that money in?" "We don't know" they replied. "They pray like Baptists, they sing like Methodists, but they sure smell like Episcopalians!"

Geophile  (Level: 157.3 - Posts: 1510)
Sat, 12th Jan '08 11:42 PM

How pathetic is this? A Saturday night and we're playing Sploofus, telling religious jokes and we'll no doubt hit WR's, WP's, quizzes, etc. My world, as I knew it, has ended.

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