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texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 13th Jan '08 10:31 PM

ONE TEXAS SOLDIER - A HUMOROUS STORY

Subject: Texans In War



A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear
a
voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than
ten
Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune
whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence.

The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban
soldiers." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops

over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes
of
battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than one thousand
Taliban."

The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them

over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge
battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his
dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap.
There are two of them."


jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sun, 13th Jan '08 10:37 PM

On riot, one Ranger. Texas produces the best!!!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sun, 13th Jan '08 10:47 PM

That's freaky. It posted my comment - twice - the 2nd time 7 minutes later. I didn't do that. It's bad enough to see my typo once - much less twice when I didn't even do it.


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