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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 8:16 PM

VOTE FOR SMAUG !!


I PLEDGE:


-- a total ban on production of black luggage during my presidency.

-- criminalize burying of Parade Magasine in amongst coupons

-- strict BMI requirements for thongs, speedos and spandex.

-- auto jump to clean end of commercials mandatory on TIVO, punishable by death of non-compliant manufacturer.

-- mandatory mimosas for everyone.

-- decriminalize marijuana and tax Cartoon Channel

-- all other illicit drugs for November to be turned over to government for extensive testing for eeficay, origin and



phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 8:44 PM


I'm with ya' most of the way , but,

and...what?

eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.6 - Posts: 240)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 8:48 PM

yEAH WHAT Phitzy said! and what??..the and may be detrimental to getting my vote.. lol

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.6 - Posts: 3302)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 9:30 PM

Don't like Mimosas. Rather have Margaritas.

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 9:40 PM

Not till you shave.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 9:48 PM

Please don't shave.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:24 PM


I'm mostly shaved.

nsinuosblufyxn
Nsinuosblufyxn  (Level: 106.3 - Posts: 274)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:27 PM

We can't tell by your pic....oh, nevermind

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:34 PM

Say it isn't so.

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:41 PM

If we can plump ballot ballot box with Canuck votes, I'm in. Smaug can keep beard as long as there's no necking involved, I get rashy

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:43 PM


Although I express my sensuality in interpretative dance, Gillette is my sponsor.

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:49 PM

I'll vote for you after you explain taxing the cartoon channel.
Leah

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:50 PM

Well then shave your back and leave the rest alone.

leeze83
Leeze83  (Level: 35.2 - Posts: 70)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 10:53 PM

cartoon channel stays. ridiculous channels like fox can be taxed instead. however, this does bring up the conundrum of if there was another dog-family channel ie. wolf or skunk, werewolf even, would they also be taxed for affiliation with fox?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 15th Jan '08 11:47 PM


Well, if you decriminalized pot, the Cartoon Channel would benefit so much that you...see, it's never funny when you have to explain it...

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 8:21 AM

I still think it's funny. If you decriminilize pot, you should add a 24 hours Little Rascals channel. I remember them being very hilarious when I was burning brain cells many moons ago. You've got my vote, oh wise one.
Leah

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:19 PM


Jetsons.

One time I threw out my back playing golf.....er....I mean skydiving....and the doctor put me on some awesome pain meds....probably close to oxycontin or something now...like super duper vicodin.

So I get home and I'm in so much pain I can barely make three rum and cokes.

Then I watched a Jetsons marathon for like six hours.


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