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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 8:42 AM

SMAUG'S NEW QUIZ


Yes, Smaug wrote a new quiz after seven months off. It is available at www.smaugsquiz.com or by calling 1-800-smaugsQ

That's 1-800-smaugsQ. 1...800....smaugsQ

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 8:56 AM


Hey, that's a sex line!!

I don't need any more heavy breathing calls than I already get!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 9:10 AM

Does that mean I should stop calling you?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 9:12 AM


Is that you!?!, I thought it was Queen!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 9:21 AM

Yep, it was me. It's the least I can do for the calls I get from you.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 9:24 AM

Get a room.

I'll take your quiz, Smaug. (bats eyelashes)

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 10:25 AM

I prolly will too. (picks nose)

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 10:32 AM

not me! (flips bird)

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 10:42 AM

Erin, the angry baby is freaking me off.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 11:28 AM

The picture of the baby makes me chuckle! Looks a lot like I did one time I got caught on TV. We had a celebrity in town to speak at a lecture series and the reporter to cover it didn't show up. I just happened to stop at the newspaper office on my day off to pick up something and my boss said 'go' so I grabbed my notebook and camera and took off. Obviously I wasn't dressed for the occasion, didn't have make-up on nor my hair fixed. I didn't look like an absolute mess - but close. It was a closed press conference with only TV crew and then me representing the newspaper and a 3 or 4 members of the lecture series present.

Why the TV camera crews in our little city think they have to scan the competition into their shots is beyond me, but this particular morning when the camera came to me I turned and gave them a glare that looked just like this baby's face.

I took plenty of teasing from the newspaper staff when I showed up on the 6 p.m. newscast!

I later found the camerman who did the dastardly deed and told him if he EVER put me on camera again I was going to take him down, sit on him and pull his nose hairs out one by one. The TV people all gave me a wide berth after that.

I guess all the above nonsense means I can identify with what that baby's thinking!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 11:46 AM

Please let that be on youtube......

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:15 PM


spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.6 - Posts: 667)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:21 PM

Smaug . I will take your quiz. I am surprised you forgot to tell us it won EA. However are you a Freemason?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:26 PM


Spacecat, he can only tell you that is you know the secret handshake


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:37 PM

Its supposed to be a handshake? There's no body rubbing or anything involved? Dammit Smaug! You got me again!

spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.6 - Posts: 667)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 12:40 PM

Phitzy
I know the secret handshake. William Proudstone in his book "BIG SECRETS", reveals the secret handshake, what goes on in the initiation, and lots of info about the Freemasons and their influence over the American currency and the layout of Washington DC.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 1:10 PM

I know the secret handshake too. You should've seen my buddy the Scottish Rite bigwig's eyes buggle when I laid one on him, but he never said a word. Too funny.

The internet age has been hard on the secret boys clubs.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 1:11 PM


I believe each Lodge has its own handshake, passwords, and other rituals, and they change.

I am not a Mason, but I did inherit a Mason ring from my uncle. I am traveling to Mt. Doom to dispose of it.

Easy.....see....behavior like this is why you have to sit at the kid's table every Thanksgiving with your disgusting TurdDuck.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 1:23 PM

Yes, each lodge has one, but there's a master one by which Masons identify each other worldwide.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 2:02 PM

Yeah, it's well known. Google "mason secret handshake".

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 2:13 PM


wow...Smoke aced my quiz. I don't think *I* could get 100 percent even now.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 2:37 PM

She cheats. She knows the secret handshake.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:00 PM

I confess. Two were guesses.

Okay, three. Or four. I forget.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:44 PM


Hey, Smoke, What about that sign in your fromt yard that says "ask me about Eastern Star?"

I think that prolly helped

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:48 PM

I'm more of a carpenter, myself.


smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:49 PM

Eastern Star is Mooses, ain't it?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:49 PM

2x4, you belong in Odd Fellows.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:57 PM

I've seen you at those meetings.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:59 PM

Only to pelt you with nickles...

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 3:59 PM

Phitzy and 2x4, get out of my thread.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 4:05 PM

Try paper money, it hurts me less when thrown.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 6:53 PM


Not when I wrap rocks in it...


phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 6:53 PM


Did you say something, Lodi?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 7:19 PM

I said "Hey look at my leg!?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 16th Jan '08 7:22 PM



...that's hot.

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Thu, 17th Jan '08 5:58 PM

I told AA to kiss my A-- !! Been dry since 5-25-83, all by myself. You can p--- a lot of people off just by staying alive.


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