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maggie7556
Maggie7556  (Level: 217.8 - Posts: 268)
Thu, 17th Jan '08 10:27 PM

VOTED BEST JOKE IN AUSTRALIA

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.".

His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot".

The man says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 17th Jan '08 11:26 PM


lol....

I heard Rodney Dangerfield on Xm this morning:

"ah, jeez, my wife, she likes to talk during sex. The other day she called me from a motel."



garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6640)
Fri, 18th Jan '08 8:45 AM

Very very funny.
I must remember that one.

Barry

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 18th Jan '08 9:05 AM

to both

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Fri, 18th Jan '08 9:12 AM

Courtesy of EasyJeezy's profile page:

“I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'”
-Emo Phillips

bobbsey
Bobbsey  (Level: 153.6 - Posts: 252)
Thu, 1st May '08 10:20 PM

hmmm , you sure its not a kiwi joke, theyre the country with more sheep than people!

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.3 - Posts: 7560)
Fri, 2nd May '08 12:27 AM

In the past, that guy in the joke has probably worked the sheep barns at the York [PA] Interstate Fair- that scenario sounds familiar according to some newspaper headlines.











markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Fri, 2nd May '08 10:49 AM

Though best joke in Australia would be Shane Warne's mullet haircut.....


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