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kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:03 PM

MEMBER POLL

I'm a lover of statistics, and since I've only been here a year - I've given up looking to see if something like this had previously been done - if it has, I'm sure someone will pull it back up from the archives and bump it like was done on another thing - If not - I would really like to hear from as many people as possible on these questions. Answers only - no comments on people's answers please - just the facts 'mam.

Country:
Languages spoken:
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none)
Eye Color:
Height:
Gender:
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc)
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship)
Children: (Yes/No)
Occupation:
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:



I actually plan to do something with this, so the more participation the better...hope we can have some fun with this


salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.4 - Posts: 5316)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:15 PM

Country: U.S.
Languages spoken: 1
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) brown(gray)
Eye Color: green
Height: 5 foot, 3 inches
Gender: female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) conservative
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) divorced
Children: (Yes/No) yes
Occupation: news editor
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: "She made a difference."



sploofus
Justin  
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:22 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Perl, PHP, BASH, SQL, and more!
Hair Color: Just about grey!
Eye Color: Green
Height: 6' 3"
Gender: Male
Political Bent: Socialist!
Status: Married
Children: 2 and 6 year old
Occupation: Procrastinator
Tombstone: "Trivia Alchemist"

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:32 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: This week, dark brown with blond highlights
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 5'3"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Liberal
Marital Status: Widow
Children: Yes
Occupation: Criminal Defense Attorney
Tombstone 100 years from now: To be completed when she dies.

rael61
Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:34 PM

Country: Wisconsin USA
Languages spoken: English, Spanish (un poquito)
Hair Color: brown (native color), grey and black beard, none over 50% of my anterior (no comment on the color in the posterior)
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 5' 10"
Gender: M
Political Bent: apolitical
Status: Divorced and In Relationship (finally shacking up after 19 years in the relationship)
Children: 2
Occupation: Writer
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:42 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English (can order beer in German and Spanish)
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Gender: Male
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) Conservative
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) Married
Children: (Yes/No) Yes, see profile
Occupation: Home design, building material sales
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Finally finished something.


allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:43 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Spanish and 6 obsolete (COBOL, FORTRAN, RPG, PL1, BASIC, LATIN)
Hair Color: Almost completely grey!
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6'
Gender: Male
Political Bent: Probably
Status: Married
Children: 3 + 5 GC
Occupation: Granddad, Cook, Asst. Coach, Stable boy, Game maker, repairman, reader, writer, pianist, Choir Director, farmer, bridge teacher, business consultant, triviaist, travel planner
Tombstone: B M D

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 12:44 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, some German, less Spanish, a smattering of other tongues, C, Pascal, etc.
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) Red, at least for a few more years.
Eye Color: Green
Height: About 5'9" (175 cm.)
Gender: M
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) the liberal wing of the libertarians, or vice versa
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) Married
Children: (Yes/No) Only the 4-legged kind
Occupation: Software contractor
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: I fear it will be left blank. But I hope to produce some kind of legacy one of these decades.


gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 6057)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 1:04 PM


Country: USA
Languages spoken: ENGLISH
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) - Black
Eye Color: Green
Height: 5 Ft. 6 l/2 Inches
Gender: Female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) - Conservative
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) Married
Children: (Yes/No) Yes - One Daughter
Occupation: Clerical, Nana, Sploofus Member, Pianist
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Lover of Peace & Tranquility!!!

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 1:11 PM

Country: Scotland (UK or 'The Bit On Top Of England' if that helps.)
Languages spoken:English, Generic American, Scottish and (after beer) fluent Gibberish
Hair Color: Brown hair, quickly graying beard
Eye Color: Multiple. No,really - there isn't a dominant colour. And even if there was, Daltonism forbids me to comment.
Height: 5'8" (on a good day)
Gender: Male
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) On which day of the week? Generally liberal
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship)Married
Children: (Yes/No)1 (7 months old and already smarter than her Daddy!)
Occupation:Library stooge
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: "Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan"

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 1:11 PM


Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, American Sign Language

Hair Color: Natural Redhead

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5'8"

Gender: Female

Political Bent: Moderate

Status: In a Relationship

Children: 3 grown, 1st grandchild on the way

Occupation: currently disabled, worked for a tax preparation service for 9 yrs, owned my own service for 14 yrs, various odd jobs when it wasn't tax season.

We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: She saw the good in the worst among us.

christiansinger
Christiansinger  (Level: 93.7 - Posts: 61)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 1:29 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, FORTRAN, COBOL, C, PL1, BASIC, VISUAL BASIC, 360 Assembler, RPG, Pascal, SQL, and a few more I've half forgotten
Hair Color: Grey
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5' 5"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Conservative!
Status: Married
Children: 1 adult daughter
Occupation: Retired university educator (computer information systems)
Tombstone: "I love to sing Praise"

tlavine44
Tlavine44  (Level: 163.2 - Posts: 11)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 2:07 PM

Country:United States
Languages spoken:English
Hair Color: black, but greying fast
Eye Color:Brown
Height:5'10"
Gender:Male
Political Bent: conservative
Status: Married
Children: Yes
Occupation:Radio/student
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: If you turn something over its upside down, til you stand on your head.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 2:22 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English, some French and German
Hair Color: Light brown/blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'5"
Gender: F
Political Bent: Liberal
Status: Married
Children: Yes, Ages 20, 18, 16, and (2) 14 yr olds
Occupation: Nurse
On my Tombstone: Thank God! We thought she'd NEVER shut up!


sblv
Sblv  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 337)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 2:51 PM

Great idea !

Country:USA
Languages spoken: English, Russian, Lithuanian.
Hair Color: black where it is still left.
Eye color: grey
Height:around 180cm, 6ft
Gender:M
Political Bent: conservative
Status: Still Married
Children: yes
Occupation: orthodontist
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
"He tried to leave a peaceful life."



brunosexy77
Brunosexy77  (Level: 68.3 - Posts: 215)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 2:52 PM

Country:MALTA
Languages spoken:Maltese,English,Italian and some French
Hair Color: (brown and blonde lights)
Eye Color:Green
Height:5f 5
Gender:Female
Political Bent: conservative
Status: (In Relationship)
Children: (No)
Occupation:Assistant Principle Officer
I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.

joey
Joey  (Level: 28.9 - Posts: 82)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 2:57 PM

Country: U.S
Languages spoken: 1
Hair Color: it changes frequently, at the moment blonde with blue streaks and orange in the back (natural brunette)
Eye Color: hazely brownish blue
Height: tall enough (about 5'2")
Gender: Femme
Political Bent: about as liberal as it gets
Status: living
Children: not exactly going to happen soon
Occupation: I am paid for nothing I do
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
"lived, died, it was worth it"

4getful1
4getful1  (Level: 176.0 - Posts: 2925)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:02 PM

Country:USA
Languages spoken:English + a little Spanish, less French
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color:brown
Height:5' 5"
Gender:Female
Political Bent: Social Liberal/Fiscal conservative
Status: Married
Children: 2 adult men (32 & 27)
Occupation: Retired
My Tombstone would say that I was a loving, kind, joyful, patient, peaceful, faithful, good, gentle, disciplined child of God.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:20 PM



Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6'1"
Gender: Male
Political Bent: conservative
Status: Married
Children: Yes
Occupation: Writer

We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:


"Pull my finger"

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:29 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, some spanish, SQL
Hair Color: brown, some grey,
Eye Color: Brown
Height:6ft 4 in
Gender: Male
Political Bent:Rabid Conservative
Status: Married
Children: Yes - 5 Kiddos
Occupation: Industrial Sales
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Funny - Started with Nothing, Died with most of it left.

Serious - Beloved Husband, Father, GrandFather, and Friend.


leeze83
Leeze83  (Level: 35.2 - Posts: 70)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:32 PM

Country: New Zealand
Languages spoken: English, and enough german to get by
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 5'7"
Gender: female
Political Bent: libertarian
Status: single
Children: no
Occupation: PA / Admin assistant / student
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: havne't lived long enough to tell...


smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:33 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English; smattering of Scots; enough high school French to make out the bits in avant garde novels; Sesame Street Spanish
Hair Color: blondish-gray or grayish blonde
Eye Color: Amazing teal blue with dark blue rims to the iris - very striking! Okay, I made most of that up but they are a very nice blue, so I've always been told.
Height: shrinking but I still won't drown in five feet of water standing on my tippytoes
Gender: Woman
Political Bent: lifelong liberal Democrat with one lapse
Status: Married 20 years - this time
Children: 4 - boys first and last, girls in between; four grandsons, greatgrand on the way!
Occupation: Many and varied; currently retired
Tombstone: more, please

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:40 PM


Country: USA
Languages spoken:
English
spattering of high school & college French
the little Spanish necessary to understand what is being said to your teenage daughter as you leave Wal-Mart
enough PHP & Perl to hack efficiently (Only that which I have legal access to)

Hair Color: they tell me it's called dishwater blonde, when my husband finds a new job, it'll be called "ash blonde" again

Eye Color: Green

Height: 5' 11"

Gender: Female

Political Bent: Conservative

Status: Married

Children: Yes - 3, 1 stepdaughter, 1 daughter (16) and 1 son (13)

Occupation: Web Development & Hosting Company Owner
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

"She loved her family beyond all reason, and she learned something new every day"

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:54 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken:English
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color:Green
Height 5'3"
Gender:Female
Political Bent: Liberal
Status: Married
Children: 2 Sons 4 Grandchildren
Occupation:Retired
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:"Shoulda Woulda Coulda" And I did...


redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 3:55 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: 1 but I can swear in Italian, French and Spanish
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: hazel green
Height: 5'6"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: politically neutral
Status: Married
Children: Not yet
Occupation: Domestic Engineer ()
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: I drank what???


phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 4:11 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English, French, Spanish
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Height: 5'3"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: liberal/Facist
Status: Married
Children: No
Occupation: Whatever is presented to me at the momo
" If you're looking at this, could you bend down and gimme a shotgun?"

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 4:19 PM

Country: Canada
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: Dark Blonde (ok light brown - whatever!)
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'2"
Gender: F
Political Bent: If I was so inclined, probably liberal
Status: Divorced
Children: Yes - 3
Occupation: Realtor
Tombstone: We all have to have Consideration, Co-operation and Respect



felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 4:28 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: Spanish,Yiddish,Pig Latin and Hick.
Hair Color: Blondish Black
Eye Color: Red
Height: 6'12"
Gender: Cyborg
Political Bent: I make bush appear Liberal
Status: Living in Sin
Children: 4
Occupation: Stunt Double
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

'The weather is here, widh you were beautiful."



lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 4:29 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Spanglish
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Green
Height: 5'11"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: liberal on most things, conservative on a few
Status: Married for the 2nd and last time
Children: Yes 2
Occupation: Jewelry Lady for Premier Designs
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: She loved God and believed He gave her the gift to find humor in all circumstances!

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 4:40 PM

Country: Australia
Languages spoken: English, and a smattering of a few others
Hair Color: Auburn
Eye Color: Grey
Height: Not applicable (oh awright, 5'3")
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Apathetic
Status: In a close relationship
Children: 2 daughters, 3 grandkids.
Occupation: signwriter/commercial artist, former firefighter.
(former: a lot of things! )

We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

"Gee, what happened?"

billkozy
Billkozy  (Level: 279.8 - Posts: 308)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 5:00 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, y un poquito espanol
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: brown
Height: 4'20"
Gender: male
Political Bent: little ofthis, little of that...
Children: No, although I'm nannying my nephew this year and last year
Occupation: sound recordist and actor
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: He cared about stuff. Loved and as loved. Could've and should've done more with life, but of whom is that not true...

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 5:02 PM

Country: US

Language: English

Hair: Brown turned gray

Eyes: Blue

Height: 6'

Gender: M

Politics: Conservative

Status: Married

Children: Three (boys)

Occupation: Retired

Tombstone/Urn: "I had a good time, and now this"

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 5:08 PM

country england. language english hair color brunette with a bit of grey eyes grey green height 5.1 well allmost gender female political liberal status widow awful word children yes occupation cleaner tombstone ride free

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 5:14 PM

Country:
USA

Languages spoken:
International Language of Love

Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none)
Auburn

Eye Color:
Green

Height:
5'3

Gender:
Female

Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc)
Independent Thinker

Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship)
Married

Children: (Yes/No)
Yes - 3

Occupation:
Higher Education Administration

We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

Don't stand in this spot and look for me, for I am not here. I am the whisper of the river, the wind through the trees, the passion of Heather's writing, the roar of the crowd at the crack of Rylee's bat, and the music that flows through Connor's guitar. Do not cry for me. Instead, throw your head back and laugh, and start all stories with "Oh my god, do you remember the time she......"

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 6:54 PM


Oh my god, Lodi that's a beautiful thing...you're gonna have to have a lot of marble for that!

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 7:03 PM



joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.3 - Posts: 686)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 7:10 PM

Country: Canada
Languages spoken: English, French
Hair Color: blonde, brown, grey
Eye Color: blue
Height: 5'8"
Gender: female
Political Bent:liberal
Status: Single
Children: 1 but he's 21
Occupation: Administrative Assistant
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: 1958-2058


xhoney1
Xhoney1  (Level: 76.0 - Posts: 185)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 7:14 PM

Country: United States of America
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: Dark auburn
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'4"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Liberal
Status: Separated/In Relationship
Children: 2 boys (22 and 10); 2 girls (21 and 18)
Occupation: Medical Transcriptionist (work at home)
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

"Grieve not...nor speak of me with tears...but laugh and talk of me as though I were beside you. I loved you so...it was Heaven here with you."


aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 178.9 - Posts: 909)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:02 PM

Country: USA
Languages Spoken: English
Hair Color: Auburn
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5'31/2"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Love, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
Status: Widow
Children: 3girls and 3boys
Occupation: Pre-School Teacher and High School American Sign Language
Tombstone: "Forever in our Heart"



jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:03 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Music
Hair Color: Salt/Pepper hidden by light brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 5'3"
Gender: F
Political Bent: So conservative God turns his head to the right to see me
Status: Married
Children: One son
Occupation: Orchestra/Choral director
...your tombstone, what would it say: Finally an Astronaut!

bounce42605
Bounce42605  (Level: 40.8 - Posts: 13)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:31 PM

Sorry, didn't post right the first time

Country: Wisconsin, USA (I'm a cheesehead)
Languages spoken: English. I only know one word in German, and it's not appropriate for our site
Hair Color: Reddish brown
Eye Color: Bluish green
Height: 5'6"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Realist
Status: Hopelessly single and then some
Children: Living vicariously through my friends
Occupation: Purchasing Coordinator/General Information Guru (GIG)
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

Here lies a simple woman with a sense of humor and a penchant for pleasure

siouxsie
Siouxsie  (Level: 104.6 - Posts: 145)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:37 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, some Spanish
Hair Color: brown gone blonde to hide gray
Eye Color: green
Height: 5'7"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: Liberal (what we in Texas call a Yellow Dog Democrat)
Status: Married
Children: Yes--3, 7 grandchildren
Occupation: Retired high school English teacher
On my tombstone: Still learning


lblewis
Lblewis  (Level: 47.0 - Posts: 31)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:51 PM

Country: US
Languages spoken:English
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none)Brown
Eye Color:Brown
Height:5'4"
Gender:female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc): Liberal
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship): In a relationship
Children: (Yes/No): no
Occupation:Bar manager
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: You never had to wonder what Lisa was thinking

bravegator
Bravegator  (Level: 152.0 - Posts: 428)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 8:53 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Spanish when I try
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none)Brown, with gold highlights
Eye Color: brown
Height: 6'2"
Gender: female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) moderate conservative
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) single
Children: (Yes/No) nope
Occupation: Litigation attorney
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Don't plan to have one


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 9:00 PM

Thanks Phitz. It was my second choice since Smaug stole "Pull my finger." And its a theoretical headstone because I'm donating my body to science.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.3 - Posts: 1120)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 9:04 PM

Country: American since the mother-ship has not returned for me. Language: foul, but mostly Redneck English. Hair color: Auburn with a smattering of gray. Eyes: two,brownish. Height: 69". Gender:maleman. Political bent: anarchist. Statusingular. Childrenne daughter,two granddaughters. Occupation: philandering philanthropist,and maintenance service manager. Tombstone: Loved by Many,Hated by Few

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.4 - Posts: 3302)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 9:54 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: brown - how brown depends on when my last visit was to the dye shop
Eye Color: brown
Height: decreasing steadily - currently about 5'1"
Gender: female
Political Bent: liberal
Status: Married
Children: 1 daughter and 1 grandson
Occupation: retired science teacher; currently science consultant to textbook company as well as mentor for various consulting firms
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: No one will stumble on my tombstone. I think it is immoral to take up all the potential living space with dead bodies. I would just hope that I have made a real difference to many students, both children and adult, and that I've lived my life with integrity. But if that has happened, no one needs to write it, because the folks I've affected will remember it.

Alice


eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.6 - Posts: 240)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 10:03 PM

Country: Canada
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: )salt n pepper
Eye Color: Brown
Height:5'5"
Gender: F
Political Bent: not bent on politics at all
Status: ) Married
Children: () yes
Occupation: Fresh air inspector at the moment

We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

It's cold in here..


lucimoore
Lucimoore  (Level: 183.2 - Posts: 1684)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 11:52 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: brown heading slightly toward grey
Eye Color: green/brown
Height: 5'4"
Gender: female
Political Bent: liberal
Status: Married
Children: Yes
Occupation: Legal Assistant / Glass Art
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: She sang, she laughed, she danced, most of all, she loved.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 22nd Jan '08 11:54 PM

Country: USA, Chicago
Languages spoken: English (poorly), Spanish (even poorlier)
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) Red
Eye Color: Blue
Height: My Supermodel body is 5'11", the one for everyday use is 5'4"
Gender: Chick
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) Liberal
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) Married
Children: 6 and 9 (available on EBay soon)
Occupation: Supreme Empress of the Universe (or Insurance...blah)
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:

"Damn, she was right, she does look skinnier lying down"


suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 12:23 AM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English and American Sign Language
Hair Color: salt and pepper
Eye Color: hazel (brown and green - mostly green lately)
Height: 5'8"
Gender: F
Political Bent: I lean towards the Liberal side but sometimes I think I'm a Socialist, but mostly I'm an Apathist
Status: Single/Never Married
Children: 1 (Just call me Murphy Brown)
Occupation: High School Drama Teacher
Tombstone: Really don't want a tombstone and don't want people to feel like they have to look at it to know who I was...I'd rather hope they would be watching my old movies or re-reading my Broadway reviews

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 1:09 AM


I thought of a better tombstone:

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 1:13 AM

Perfect, Smaug.....

stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 3:46 AM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: ENGLISH, TINY BIT ITALIAN AND SPANISH
Hair Color: brown, graying quickly Eye Color: brown
Height: 63in
Gender: f
Political Bent: registered demo, voted repub for a few years
Status: Never Married/In Relationship
Children: No
Occupation: disabled
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: No one teaches us how to die. I tried to help my patients and their families get through the process easier.


papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 4:23 AM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: brown > grey > fleshtone
Eye Color: green
Height: 6'1"
Gender: male
Political Bent: libertarian
Status: married 488 months
Children: 3 children, 5 grandchildren
Occupation: er doc
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
Pick up your feet and quit stumbling around.
If you broke your toe, call a toe truck.
(Actually hope to be cremated and scattered somewhere pleasant)


larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 5:31 AM

I thought of a better one too - "Told you I was ill." (Apologies to Spike Miligan for the theft.)

achad
Achad  (Level: 204.2 - Posts: 661)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 5:46 AM

Country: England
Languages spoken: English, Un peu Français, and can order beer in about eight others
Hair Color: White with brown streaks
Eye Color: Big Blue
Height: 5'7" and shrinking
Gender: Male
Political Bent: Nationally, Labour. Locally, Lib-Dem
Status: In (Yet another) Relationship
Children: Not that I know of
Occupation: One time grave-digger, sewerage worker, student, architect and antiques dealer, and now world traveller
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Hope the oak tree to be planted on my ashes has grown to look good magnificent by then


papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 5:53 AM

Chicago- USA
English-Parts of Italian, Polish and Spanish
Black and Gray hair
Gray eyes
5'7"
Male
Definitely Democrat
30 years
Three sons
Retired truck driver
I am an organ donor and don't want to be in the ground. If I were planted, it would say
"born crazy, died just as crazy". He did his part.


surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.8 - Posts: 2770)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 6:56 AM

Country: UK
Languages spoken: English, French, basic bits of Welsh, Dutch, German, Spanish
Hair Color: Brown going grey!
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6ft.
Gender: Male
Political Bent: Between left of centre & right of centre depending on issue
Status: Married
Children: Yes
Occupation: Semi-retired, writer/publisher
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
"So much I still didn't get around to doing!"


markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 7:39 AM

Country: Scotland (OK I'm actully in England)
Languages spoken: English (on a good day)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Height: 6' 1"
Gender: Male
Political Bent: Left of centre
Status: Married
Children: No
Occupation: Project Manager
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: "Get off - you're standing on my balls"


cristinap
Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 8:28 AM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Spanish & HTML
Hair Color: blonde
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5'2
Gender: Female
Political Bent: NA
Status: Married
Children: Yes
Occupation: Administrative Assistant and Owner of a Yacht restoration company

queentxf
Queentxf  (Level: 90.6 - Posts: 55)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 9:00 AM

Country: US
Languages spoken: English, enough German to find der Bahnhof, bits & pieces of others
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey) yes to all, making a fine shade of dishwater & white
Eye Color: blue
Height: 5' 2-ish"
Gender: female
Political Bent: Libertarian (though I once took a quiz that said I was a left-leaning Libertarian...that thud was 2x4 passing out from the horror)
Status: Married 14 years, and I'm the one who forgets our anniversary!
Children: 1 little tornado
Occupation: Real estate/marketing
Tombstone: Torn between "Alis volat propiis (she flies with her own wings)" or “Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”

newfnewman
Newfnewman  (Level: 56.2 - Posts: 1)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 12:34 PM

Country: Canada
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: brown,
Eye Color:Blue
Height:5'10"
Gender:Female
Political Bent: liberal,
Status: (Married
Children: Yes 22 yrs and 14 yrs old
Occupation: Fitness
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Intelligent, Kind, loving, gentle lady who loved children and animals and was Mother to all the kids in the neighborhood..



smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 1:38 PM


lotta conservatives....

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 2:37 PM

Too many Liberals.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 2:40 PM

Con queso.

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 2:42 PM

Markieboy....love the epitaph! Laughing out loud right now!

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 3:16 PM

Facts may be facts, Ken, but truth...now, that's a horse of a different feather.


embee
Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 4:18 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) Dark Auburn
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) Independent
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship) Divorced
Children: (Yes/No) 1 boy (8) 1 girl
Occupation: Account Executive - Insurance BORING
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: It seemed
a good idea at the time



embee
Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 4:28 PM

Kind of ironic that telling about my 6 year old girl would create a devil!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 4:54 PM


Other tombstones:

Never put a knife in a toaster

Does this look infected?



bleepy
Bleepy  (Level: 140.3 - Posts: 620)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 7:52 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English
Hair Color: (black, red, blonde, brown, grey, none) Red
Eye Color: Green
Height: 5"5"
Gender: Female
Political Bent: (conservative, liberal, socialist, etc) Conservative on most issues
Status: (Married/Single/Divorced/Never Married/In Relationship)Married
Children: (Yes/No)Yes
Occupation: Teacher (currently Stay @ Home Mom)
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life: Died from laughing her head off.


luckdragon
Luckdragon  (Level: 4.0 - Posts: 2)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 10:33 PM

Country: USA
Languages spoken: English, Some Serbian, Some Italian, Enough Spanish
to get me through 2 1/2 yrs of living in Valparaiso, Chile
PHP, MySQL, COBOL, Fortran, Smalltalk, C++, C#, ASP, ASP.NET, Perl,
RPG-II, RPG-III, RPG-IV, db2, db3, db4, BASIC, Pascal, html, bash,
csh, actionscript
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Gender: M
Political Bent: Bent on not being political
Status: Married
Children: Yes, 1 3yr old
Occupation: Computer programmer (kind of obvious by languages spoken)
We are all going to die someday, if someone 100 years from now stumbled upon your tombstone, what would it say to reflect the person you were in your life:
"do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and tasty with ketsup".. guess I meddled 1 time too many..

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 23rd Jan '08 11:12 PM

that's not the quote.


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