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Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Sat, 26th Jan '08 1:37 PM


Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a Thick Irish accent asked

"What are you selling' here

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling arse-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,

"You are doing well ... Only two left!"

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sat, 26th Jan '08 5:38 PM

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sun, 27th Jan '08 12:02 AM

Loved it !!!!
The "tourist" may have been Irish,
but he probably came from Liverpool !!!!

Pocahontas1951  (Level: 55.4 - Posts: 172)
Sun, 27th Jan '08 12:35 AM

Good one!

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