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rictic
Rictic  (Level: 139.8 - Posts: 90)
Fri, 1st Feb '08 3:26 PM

MALE OR FEMALE?

Male or Female? You might not have known this,but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying


smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 1st Feb '08 5:13 PM

Great post rictic! Very funny!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Fri, 1st Feb '08 5:38 PM

LOVED IT NEIL....
Very profound!!!!
Thank you.

johnceltic
Johnceltic  (Level: 40.6 - Posts: 40)
Sat, 2nd Feb '08 9:34 PM

Excellent very funny and true

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Sun, 3rd Feb '08 1:22 PM

lol enjoyed that


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