You are not signed in (Login or Join Free)   |   Help
Sploofus Trivia
Trivia GamesCommunityLeaderboardsTournaments
MySploofus
You are here:  Home  >>  Chat Forums  >>  The Salty Dog  >>  View Chat Message

View Chat Message



Pages:  1    


garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6646)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 9:42 AM

HAIKU TIME!

I'm in Japan for a week, writing bulletins for a bridge tournament.
If anyone sends me haikus in the next few days I'll try to publish them... preferably including no obscenties though and vaguely germane to 2008 one way or another!

I'll post the site as and when....

Barry

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 9:47 AM

Election day looms
Hillary's gonna kick ass
Sorry, Mitt Romney!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 9:51 AM

We're getting more snow
Storm warning is in effect
I'm getting crabby

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.8 - Posts: 6058)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 10:10 AM

Tornadoes Last Night
DSL Modem Down
Missed Wordpuzzle

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 10:16 AM

Soon, it will be time
To stop working full-time hours.
Fatherhood beckons.



(Less time on Sploofus,
Elsie will keep me busy!
So happy - could burst!)



kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.2 - Posts: 3936)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 10:18 AM

We're about to hit
40,000 Sploofusers
Bridge players say Huh?

queentxf
Queentxf  (Level: 90.6 - Posts: 55)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 10:23 AM

Two-Six of Oh-Eight
The princess turns one today
Hair full of frosting

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 11:06 AM

2007
Time to drink a lot more beer.
In 2008.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 1:57 PM

If you have Kona
Its important that you share
But only with me

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.5 - Posts: 2672)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 2:13 PM

Cards being shuffled
And put into their cases.
Who is the dealer?

Hands slid out of boards
Arranged in various suits.
I'll open two clubs.

We got to six hearts.
I dare you to double me!
This slam's a laydown.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 2:53 PM

Days pass so slowly
Travel arrangements now made
Alaska beckons



~Bev

allena
Allena  (Level: 256.0 - Posts: 1393)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 3:12 PM

Japan's warm saki,
And Detroit holds Nationals.
Get your butt baki!

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 6:26 PM

I need a warm beach
Bring me a cold Corona
F this snow and cold

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 6:41 PM

A sexy woman,
To help fight the bitter cold,
And share body heat.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 6:58 PM

Weather forecast says
To expect seven inches
Suppose they mean snow

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 7:56 PM

Going to Wager
Sploofus pulls out its toughest
Easy ones come next

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 9:11 PM

I told my wife to expect seven inches, she said, From where?

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.2 - Posts: 3936)
Wed, 6th Feb '08 10:58 PM

Weather forecast says
Expect seven syllables
Must be in Japan

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5888)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 3:01 PM

Walking to Macy's
Tripped and fell on my dumb chin
Now it hurts like hell

True story. I luckily did not break my fool neck. It is very colorful.

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 179.0 - Posts: 910)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 5:03 PM

The house of the rising sun
Tournament over seas
I'm lost in thought

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 7:42 PM

I hate the haiku
I'm not sure what I should do
stop with Burma Shave?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 7:47 PM

I'm off to the gym
tonight its arms, abs, and track
it hurts to smile

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 8:01 PM

Speaking of "I'm lost"
I can't wait to see what's next!
The Oceanic Six Rule!


tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Thu, 7th Feb '08 9:24 PM

Bridge play in Japan
Speaking a Worldwide language
Shuffle up and deal

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6646)
Fri, 8th Feb '08 12:08 AM

I hope we'll see some of these in print tomorrow; deathless fame awaits the lucky few. Our Japanese expert is ranking them as we speak.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Fri, 8th Feb '08 12:29 AM

nascar time is here
smoke curls a lazy finger
things are heating up

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Fri, 8th Feb '08 12:41 AM

who cares about Japan
until they admit their crimes
they will go to Hell

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 8th Feb '08 5:00 AM

You will find another 88 Haiku responses at this thread started by Tuzilla some time back:~

http://sploofus.com/bbs_detail.sp?post=30809&cID=6

~Bev

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Fri, 8th Feb '08 7:59 AM

Grandchildren are here
Daughter in law came with them
Nana needs Xanax

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6646)
Sat, 9th Feb '08 3:05 AM

Eesusbejeesus, Maurlin and Tuzilla, you might care to check out today's daily bulletin at http//www.jcbl or jp.game/nec/necfest.html.
Thanks all!

Barry

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 12:27 PM

Address did not work
I could not visit the site
Feeling curious

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.2 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 12:41 PM

What is that saying?
Ah yes. If it is Sploofday,
This must be Taipei.

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.5 - Posts: 2672)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 5:21 PM

I was able to see
Our haiku masterpieces,
Found on page fifteen.

Thanks, Barry, and I'm glad your page has returned from the nether regions.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 5:29 PM

I still can't get it to open. Maurlin, send me the link you're using, please.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6646)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 11:12 PM



Pages:  1    



Copyright © 2003-2016 Sploofus Holdings LLC.  All rights reserved.
Legal Notice & Privacy Statement  |  Link to Sploofus