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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 6:47 PM

THE OFFICAL NEW IMPROVED CHEATING THREAD


Now with Wessonality!

Sploofus's top-rated hot spot to tweak those damn WR-cheating quiz-promoting know-it-all touchy dwarves.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.3 - Posts: 7560)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 6:50 PM

I don't cheat on Sploofus- you can tell by my scores---but I'm thinkin' about it!!!


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 6:58 PM

I've never touched you once, Smaug, despite your constant begging.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 7:18 PM

yeah, but you fondled his beard...

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 7:25 PM

Sorry, facial hair (on men) makes me weak. I just can't help it.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 7:36 PM


I like facial hair on women. Also, back hair. And a nice thick chestnut mane on the tailbone.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 7:38 PM


Oh Smug, have you been visiting those equine porn sites again?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 7:41 PM

neigh

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 9:01 PM

I'm so happy I could cry. It's been really dull around here.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 9:15 PM

Sicko and Jeremy cheat! (I'm helping out Chick today)

eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 240)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 9:47 PM

Whoohoo good to see a smaug post . how come there is always a mention of hair??..lol

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 9:49 PM

He's obsessed.

slicko
Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Tue, 12th Feb '08 9:51 PM

Oh no Robin - you have officially gone into league with the devil (or she-devil) (or Chick-devil) .

tazmaniac72
Tazmaniac72  (Level: 187.6 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 12:13 AM

HEY! I have a beard...can I get mine fondled????

Dang, look what happens when people get fired up...they get crazy...kinda like it myself..minus the back hair, though.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 12:19 AM

Please post a picture of the back hair.

eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 240)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 7:30 AM

There is lots of back hair at the zoo Lodi LOL..

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 8:45 AM

This isn't the zoo?

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 8:55 AM

No, dear. This is the Circus Home for Insane Clown Killers.

I'll let you work out the acronym.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 8:59 AM

clever Smoke!

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.4 - Posts: 1390)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 9:41 AM

Locks of Downy Iconolagny

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 9:43 AM

Nice horseys!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6640)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 9:49 AM

All lubricious Londoners enjoy necrophilia alfresco

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 10:06 AM

Is that an oblique reference to diggersremorse?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:04 PM


Hirsute Alien Two-headed Midgets Steal Passers-by's Intestines









It's not an acronym, just something I saw at a Grateful Dead show.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:08 PM

You have a dwarf fetish.

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:08 PM

Don't take the brown acid.


eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 240)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:49 PM

Egads i thought it was brandy Ptooey...

sherilynn1962
Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:58 PM

Gross, Barry!

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 2:59 PM

Hard to find a bartender who can make a Brandy Ptooey. Or a girl who'll drink one.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 3:11 PM

Isn't the base of a brandy Ptooey Brown Acid?

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 3:35 PM

I think a Brown Acid Brandy Ptooey is okay, as far as it goes, but you just can't beat the je ne sais quoi of...oh, I don't know what.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 3:39 PM

I don't even know what the hell you guys are talking about.

But I'm in.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:00 PM


There's the girl! Easy will try anything once...hence, Easy!

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:07 PM

"THE GIANTS CHEATED SMAUG". Eli has to redo fifth grade. All kidding aside, New England got out-coached in a very boring Super Bowl. Kinda reminds me of a Parcells
type game. They don't ask you how,but if you won the game, Congrats to the Champs.
That's like saying Snooker is a sport for me to say.

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:18 PM

Taake some B12 and keep telling yourself it's just the drug, Bill.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:20 PM

Call a friend with experience, let them talk you through.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:33 PM

Why not? Life is to short to sit around and think about all the things you were to scared to do.

"What do you say to taking chances....."

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 4:53 PM

I say "thanks, I'll just sit here in my safe little room with all the doors locked and pet my cats and play sploofus, though that scared me at first, too, but nevertheless, I care not to try new things...just too dangerous!!!

Yeah right.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 5:25 PM


Bill, when Tyree caught that ball, I jumped up and hit my wife's glass of wine, which was a full one of those contemporary 36 oz monstrosities, and absolutely soaked her from head to toe.

To her credit, she never made a ffffing peep.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 5:34 PM

Uh yeah, Phitz. I wasn't buying that for a minute. How about on the float we'll have a toast to trying new fun things and being a bit crazy, if only for a weekend a year.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 6:04 PM


Ooohhh, Okay, but only for ONE weekend...

(and Bike Week doesn't count)

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Wed, 13th Feb '08 8:56 PM

Without saying please. Do not associate me and my name with drugs !!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 12:16 AM


To clarify to relevant authorities -- Bill aka Moonbeam did not sell me righteous China White and the bricks of stamped blond Lebanese hash regularly from 1978 to 1994. We did not rendezvous twice weekly at the Oak Room at the Plaza on Central Park South with a briefcase full of small bills. I certainly did not move major weight for him during that period. Nope. It is all a lie.

Wasn't him. You could tie Lodi to a post and whip her until her ribcage showed and she screamed with orgasmic ecstasy. My story wouldn't change. I think that scenario has been proven.



eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 1:23 AM

To quote Smaug's soulmate:

"That's hot."
-Paris Hilton

diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:47 PM

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are, along the side of the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car.

Well, I couldn't believe it. She was a DWARF!
She storms over to my car, looks up at me, and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at her and say, "Well, then, which one are you?"

And that's when the fight started.


Enjoy your V-Day!




eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:53 PM

Wasn't me. I didn't get rear ended once today.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 6:24 PM

Slow day on the corner!?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 6:30 PM


New Dwarf name: Scabby (ewwweee)

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 6:35 PM

I figured my dwarf name would be Perky.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 9:24 PM


I can never remember the seven dwarves names. Wasn't one named Slutty?

Sleezy
Slutty
Rashful
Fat Ass
Drunky
Farty
Stinky
and
The Big Unit

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 10:21 PM

don't forget bloated, hysterical and scorned

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 15th Feb '08 1:04 AM


lol...."scorned"....I don't know why that name cracks me up. Especially on a dwarf.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 15th Feb '08 1:15 AM




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