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Tuzilla  (Level: 146.4 - Posts: 3843)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:11 PM


Here is a list of ten thing you can do. Having to choose, put them in order according to which you would choose to do first, and then on down to last.

Remember...the top one is the best choice, and the bottom one is your last one of the list you would want to do.

Work as a towel boy at a fat farm
Be a test subject for insect repellent and poison ivy preventative
Run naked through the National Cactus Botanical Garden
Be a clean-up boy on a big fishing trawler
Be a bathroom attendant border town buffet restaurant
Be a cold medicine test subject
Be a crash test dummy
Be a sponge bath technician at the geriatric home for the excessively hirsute
Have a root canal without novacaine
Attend a Michael Bolton/Kenny Gee concert

Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:24 PM

Tuz, That's no Valentine!!!

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3641)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:28 PM

Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 5:47 PM

Umm a question, does one have to get a cold to be a cold medicine tester?

Are there psychotropic qualities to these cold meds?

Will the testers pay for rehab if necessary?


Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 6:36 PM

Forget those jobs...I wanna be the guy who sorts through the rest of your 45s!

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 8:24 PM


Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 8:37 PM

I've been a crash test dummy three times already.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 8:44 PM

Four times, I forgot one.

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2765)
Thu, 14th Feb '08 9:21 PM

These all sound better than my real life job shaving diseased dogs for surgery.

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