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rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:45 AM

WISH GAME

This is something my husband does on a UT forum that he runs (GEEK!) Many of you might have heard of it. You make a wish for something, then the next person will grant the wish...and add some sort of disappointing caveat before making a wish of their own. So on and so forth. Here is an example:

I wish I had a ton of cash...

*poof!* wish granted. It just landed on your head.

Got it? Don't leave me hanging here, folks!

I wish my cats and dogs got along together!

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:50 AM

*poof* wish granted, enjoy your new crosbreeds: "cog" and "dat"

I wish my hair to be straight.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:53 AM

*poof* wish granted, too bad it's growing out of your armpits.

I wish it would warm up here.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 11:06 AM

*poof!* wish granted. Here's your pitchfork and horns, too.

I wish school vacation was over!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 12:52 PM

poof* wish granted. But the kids all have the flu and are staying home with you.

I wish I had a better paying job.

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:05 PM

Poof* wish granted, you are now an armpit deodoranter smellologist. You get to smell armpits all day and test for efficiency.

I wish my wife didn't spend so much money!!

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:14 PM

*Poof* wish granted, but your wife left you for Bill Gates.

I wish it would snow!

ricksdusa
Ricksdusa  (Level: 22.6 - Posts: 69)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:20 PM

poof* wish granted - now she makes more money than you do as a sexchat telephone operator

I wish it was summer

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:20 PM

*poof* wishe granted, but your soccer team just crashed in the Andes, and you are the worst injured

I wish I had a pet chimpanzee named Mookie

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:21 PM

Poof* Wish granted, but half that white "snow" comes from a flock of geese flying in circles around your house dumping it's load.

I wish (now that I lost my wife)that my next wife gets to be Natalie Portman, and she doesn't become a lesbian or have a sex change. (Is that just one wish??)

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:22 PM

These posts are going too fast! I was responding to Erin! Oops.

foogs
Foogs  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 848)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:24 PM

Poof: Wish granted, but she wants you to get the sex change.

I wish the world was sane.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:25 PM

*poof* wish granted. Except, she gets fat, quits acting, and starts spending all your money.

I wish had an order of fish and chips to eat.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:29 PM

POOF! Wish granted. The role of natalie Portman will be played by Roseanne Barr.

I wish I knew evil caveat my wish granter was contemplating for my wish.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:33 PM

To Foogs -- Poof! wish granted, but it comes at the expense of your sanity.

To 2x4 -- Poof! wish granted, but there is no malt vinegar, hot sauce, lemon or tartat sauce to be found anywhere.

please see previous poofing


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:38 PM

To Foogs:

*Poof* Wish granted but they have you committed where you are given shock treatments until you sit & drool and are eventually suffocated with a pillow by your big Indian friend who later jumps out the window.

I wish I would win the lottery.

foogs
Foogs  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 848)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:39 PM

Poof: You can read my mind (scary, believe me).

I wish I had an uncirculated copy of Superman #1.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:44 PM

Lodi: *Poof* Wish granted. You win the lottery. Shirley Jackson's Lottery.

I wish that I had a personal chef.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 1:53 PM

Robin: Poof - wish granted. Your personal chef is Britney Spears. Enjoy your frappes and cheetos.

Now I wish that I had fish & chips.

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:06 PM

Eesusbejesus:Poof yor wish ig granted. Here a nice dish of fish heads and cow chips.


I wish I had a maid..


larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:16 PM

Tuzilla: POOF! Wish granted, but your Alzheimers immediately makes you forget.

I wish I had something better to do.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:21 PM

Martin:

*POOF* wish granted - Clean the house, dammit!

I wish someone would clean my house, dammit.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:25 PM

Lodi:

POOF! Wish granted - but it's been cleaned by Smaug and he's refusing to leave. Ever. And he's making you sing the 'Hi-Ho' song over and over again.

I wish for three more wishes.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:43 PM

*poof* wish granted, but all 3 wishes must pertain to the hairy feet of dwarves.

(Doing my best pageant wave) I wish for world peace!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:48 PM

Poof - wish granted! You are the sole inhabitant of Mars.

I wish for sunshine, beaches, cold beer with lime, and thee.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:52 PM

*poof* wish granted. But the beach is in Greenland and the beer is Old Milwaukee.

I wish for snow.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:54 PM

Poof - wish granted. But the snow is the truck load after truck load of crappy snow they have scraped from my property, dumped on your front lawn.

I wish for my snow to be gone.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:57 PM

Poof, your snow is gone, but your only working transportation is the 50 snowmobiles left on your fron lawn.

I wish I could dance

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 2:59 PM

Ok, the snowmobiles thing was just plain mean.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 3:07 PM

POOF! You can dance, but only to the tune of the six shooters being shot at your feet by drunken cowboys.

I wish I could remember what I wished for last time, and have it.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 3:11 PM

"Tuzilla, you have it", unfortunately that phrase was left on your answering machine from the health department.

I wish Lodi didn't think I was mean.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 3:15 PM

oh yeah...*poof*

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 4:07 PM

*poof* Lodi's your biggest fan. And she's STALKING you.
And everyone else thinks you're mean.

I wish I knew what to wish for.


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 4:13 PM

mooooohahahahahahaha

(some of my other stalkees will probably appreciate the break)

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 4:26 PM


*poof* you remember what you wanted to wish for, and it was the Pats winning the Superbowl.

I wish I knew where this rash came from....

margiematt
Margiematt  (Level: 194.4 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:04 PM

Some wishes are impossible to grant!

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:21 PM

Poof! You discover the source of the rash, he is named Bruce, and he making you sushi and wearing leather chaps with a frilly apron.

I wish for nothing, because nothing is what I want.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:27 PM

'Nothing' will be your score in all future WPs.

I wish I did not have to use Enzyte, the natural enhancer.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:34 PM

*poof* Another Sploofus outage is in the works. Enjoy your nothing on this channel.

I wish drivers were more courteous to each other.

suzannec
Suzannec  (Level: 247.2 - Posts: 616)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:47 PM

*poof* Next time I give the freeway salute to an idiot driver, I'll give them a big smile.

I wish that the a-hole guy I work with would go on a permanent vacation.

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:50 PM

*poof* a-hole guy has received a job offer in Greenland and taken it.

I wish that my clients would pay their bills on time so I didn't have to be a bit*h

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:51 PM

ah, I messed up the whole dissapointing caveat thing...oh well
pretend I said Hawaii instead of Greenland

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 5:56 PM

Poof - wish granted, but because the billable hours are down, so is the income...

I wish my garden would grow faster.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 6:12 PM

*poof* Is that a giant climbing down your beanstalk?

I wish Elvis were alive.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 6:15 PM

Poof - wish granted. Elvis is alive, has eaten everything in your kitchen and stretched out all of your favorite jumpsuits.

I wish more people would decide to come out for the death float.



phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 6:20 PM

Poof wish granted, they're all coming from Bike Week in "downtown" Daytona and will be settling in your yard,, drinking your beer and passing you around.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs.



chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 6:34 PM

"I wish I could lose 20 lbs."

poof -- you lost 20 lbs; but it was that bag of hundred dollar bills you had hidden in your underwear drawer.

i wish i could fly....

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 6:57 PM

Poof - wish granted. Unfortunately, while flying, you are brought down by 2x4 while he was hiding in one of his duck blinds (or whatever you call them). Fortunately, before you were brought down, you were able to fly over his pickup and soil the windshield.

I wish Smaug would quit calling me a dwarf.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:05 PM

Poof - wish granted, now he's calling you "Vertically challenged, hairy, red-headed freak".

I wish the world was free of whiners

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:33 PM

poof-the world is free of whiners. With all the women gone, the Earth's population slowly dwindles to extinction--(sorry, chickie, that was done for stout--readying myself for backlash)

I wish my cat was younger.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:38 PM

Honey, we all wish our cats were younger.

spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.7 - Posts: 667)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:41 PM

POOF. They get along nicely side by side as sausage on a smoke house wall.

I wish for a non working job.

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:50 PM

"I wish for a non working job."

poof.. you have your job. unfortunately it is non-paying as well as non-working.

i wished i lived on a farm again....

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:53 PM

poof, you live on a farm....the funny farm....good news, they have tons of fun meds...bad news, the doctors took them all.

I wish I was faster at word rounds.

suzannec
Suzannec  (Level: 247.2 - Posts: 616)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 7:59 PM

*Poof* You are now the Word Round Queen. But all the newbies are accusing you of cheating!

I wish someone would do the same things to Michael Vick that he did to those dogs.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:00 PM

Poof, wish granted! You are the fastest at WR's EVER. All at 90%.

I wish I didn't have to go the gym to work out tonight.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:07 PM

poof-wish granted, but beating him gave you a splinter. Worth it!

Lodi, poof, no gym, but your budunkadunk turns into puddydunk.

I wish chocolate was fat free, sugar free, calorie free, and still tasted so divine.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:15 PM

Poof - wish granted. Chocolate is calorie free, sugar free, guilt free, tastes divine, but unfortunately causes explosive anal seepage.

I wish I had an ice cold diet coke right now.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.4 - Posts: 1120)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:23 PM

Poof! Your ice-cold diet-coke is waiting in the snow in your sub-zero, prolonged winter, glaciated lawn. I wish I had a brazillion dollars

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:28 PM

*poof* you have an ice cold can of diet pepsi, but it has rolled between the floorboards and the brake pedal

I wish I owned sheep////

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:36 PM

poof, you own sheep but your offspring are a laughingstock.

I wish I could beat Rnmorg at scrabble.

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:38 PM

Better wish, I wish my whining could change the world.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:51 PM

*poof*your wish is granted, but from now on all his family's names count, even rnjdiod

I wish I knew what that odor was...

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 8:58 PM

Poof, you know what the odor is...and...ITS.....PEOPLE

I wish there were no more soylent green jokes.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 9:05 PM

*Poof* wish granted. Now Soylent Green is SERIOUS, and being sold in Denny's everywhere as the Soylent Slam.

I wish I could find decent help.

BTW, I am a she and my relative's names all begin and end with Z and land on red squares.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 9:09 PM

Diet coke Smaug. Diet coke. There's a big difference.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 9:18 PM

poof, but "decent help" requires a very decent salary, you go broke, and have to become some else's "decent help"

I wish I could buy Lodi a frosty Diet Coke

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 9:21 PM

*El poofo* ... the help isn't good for much, but it is fully clothed.

I wish I'd never heard of Paris Hilton.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 9:29 PM

*POOF* You never hear of Paris Hilton again. Ron Jeremy is wearing all of her clothes and carrying her chihuahua on the cover of The Enquirer.

I wish the voices in my head were quieter!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:07 PM


*poof* the voices are muffled, but only because a sweaty, drunken, naked Ed Asner sat on your head.

I wish Marianne and Ginger had liked me "in that way"....



lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:09 PM

*Poof* the voices in your head are quieter.. but everyone around you won't shut up.

I wish for a vacation in a beautiful tropical locale with disease free ice cubes

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:13 PM

Smaug: Poof! They do...and so does the Skipper!

Lisa: Poof! The ice cubes are disease free, but there are scorpions in them.

I wish...Antonio Banderas (Desperado Antonio, not that stupid dancing movie Antonio) was stalking me.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:26 PM

poof-but he's stalking you because he has a thing for your gorgeous skin, and wants to make a coat out of it a la Buffalo Bill.

I wish my husband could walk in my shoes for one day

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:29 PM

*Poof* your husband walks in your shoes for one day.. and looks better in them than you do

I wish those damn scorpions would stay outta my ice cubes!

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:29 PM

Poof! He is, but he's also wearing your bras and panties!

(thanks for the image of Antonio doing the "Buffalo Bill Tuck")


I wish I could get 11 vegetable servings a day.

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 10:48 PM

Poof – Wish granted. You can have in your vegetable bouillon: Chickbiryani, Lodifungi, Smaugbanton, Cheyenngesban, Kaufmankelp, Erintartoc, Phitzy1stalks, Oogiebeans, Lisapabbage, Stoutyoungbumber, Rnmorgmato all for the Eye of the needle.

I wish I didn’t have to wait until 2.0 to shave.


kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 11:01 PM

*poof* Your face now looks like that, only with blood-red replacing the orange.

I wish they'd make a sequel to "Titanic" with Leonardo DiCaprio as a flesh-eating ice-zombie.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 11:03 PM

Poof - you don't have to shave, but unfortunately, Lodi is disturbingly obsessed with facial hair.

I wish I had a guy with facial hair.

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Thu, 21st Feb '08 11:37 PM

*Poof* you got me ... lucky lady! As long as you can tolerate the red beard Kaufmankelp bestowed.

I wish for 2.0 NOW! (don't you dare, smaug)



smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 12:08 AM

*poof* It becomes 2.0", and you are now technically a woman

I wish my stump would stop itching.



salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 1:04 AM

Poof - your wish is granted, except the cream they gave you to put on your stump to cure the itch was disappearing cream ... and guess what disappeared?!

I wish someone would clean my car.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 1:25 AM

*poof* your car is cleaned in loving detail, but your jealous horse leaves you.

I wish I knew why it burned when I pee....


chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 8:20 AM

poof -- you found why -- out someone swapped the lube for mint toothpaste.

i wish i could turn back time (now that lyric is looping in my head.. LOL)

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:18 AM

*foop*

.kcab emit nrut dluoc I hsiw I

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:25 AM

you got 'emit'; and I'm afraid the emission is not very attractive.

I'd love to have x-ray vision.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:30 AM

poof, you have x-ray vision, but can only see through smaugs underwear..at last you can help him diagnose the rash!

I wish I had 5 kids!!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:50 AM

You have five kids; all goats. They've eaten all your clothes and made a mess on your kitchen floor.

I wish i could fly.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:52 AM

POOF! You got them, they are Smaug, Tex, Lodi, Chickie and Paris Hilton.

I wish the same, twice as nice, to my responder.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:01 AM

Poof***

You can fly, but only with passengers... Fat stinky passengers.

I wish I had more high quality Single Malt Scotch.



texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:03 AM

Tuzilla* Poof - You have a hottie wife... Only interested in your responder.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:05 AM

POOF! Wish granted, but you had your esophagus removed from too much drinking, so it has to be poured into a gastric tube.

I wish it was springtime!! This snow is killin me!

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:06 AM

poof, you have your scotch, but have become Tantalus

I wish my 5 new kids would stop touching each other inappropriately.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:06 AM

Poof. You hottie wife is as requested twice as hot as mine, and only interested in me. As a bonus you get a bottle of Laphraoig.

I wish it were now.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:07 AM

Erin* poof !! they stop touching each other inappropriately, and now wont stop touching YOU inappropriately. Especially in church.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:11 AM

poof, you live in Hawaii, where the recently banned JAVA

I wish all of our troops home safely!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:12 AM

*poof* wish granted, Tex... but you live at the top of a snow covered mountain. Brrrrrrrrrr

I wish for nothing more than happiness.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:13 AM

* Poof * They are home safely.... And all interested in visiting your daughter.

Poof* I wish I owned a coffee plantation.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:16 AM

2X4 - Poof* YOu are now wishing constantly for happiness.. WHich you never receive.


I wish I had a faster internet connection.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:17 AM

*poof* you own a coffee plantation.. too bad it consists of only one plant.

I wish we had good coffee in the office.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:25 AM

Poof - you wished for happiness but you didn't say who's. Somewhere, someone else is very happy.

I wish I didn't always get lumped in with Smaug, Tex, and Chick. I'm NOTHING like those jerks.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:32 AM

Lodi, if you don't stop the name calling, I am going to have to put in in time out with your sister, Paris

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:33 AM

*poof* due to strict new limbs and digit normality criteria, you are no longer lumped in with Smaug, Tex and Chickbref.

I wish my pet chimp would stop flinging poo...

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:35 AM

Lodi - POOF* You are now lumped in with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan....

I wish my children treated me with respect.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:37 AM

poof, your children respect you...by flinging poo at smaug

I wish I could travel the world

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:37 AM

Smaug - Poof !! Your Chimp no longer flings poo. He now comes directly to you and smears it.

I wish I had a pet orangutan.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:40 AM

Poof! Your pet orangutan is Smaug with his ass painted red and a handful of poo]


I wish I had a Dunkin Donuts Milky way hot coffee right now!

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:43 AM

poof, you have your coffee, its on your lap giving you 2nd degree burns

still wish I could travel the world

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:48 AM

*poof* you travle the world, but in a cage as Elephantman on exhibition

I wish I'd buried the body someplace better...

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:49 AM

*POOF* You can travel the world... but packed inside a small, smelly trunk.

I STILL wish it would snow here.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:50 AM

Poof*** It is buried someplace better.... Instead of under the floorboards of an abandoned house, it is now buried in the presidential rose garden.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:51 AM

*poof* You succeeded, but now you have to figure out what to do with the body that was already there, and frankly, Mr. Hoffa's a bit unwieldy.

I wish for the ability to teleport at will.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:52 AM

*poof* you buried it in a better place, but it doesn't help with your necrophellia .

I wish my wishes all came true.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:53 AM

2x4 ... Poof** It snowed 1 ft. Melted in 5 minutes. Now you have MUD.

I wish I had my private pilots license.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:54 AM

Kaufman POOF* You have the ability to teleport at will...... Farrell.... He's getting annoyed.

I wish my children the best of futures...

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:02 AM

*poof* Tex... come on, you've been piloting your privates for a long time.


I wish I was rich instead of good looking.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:11 AM

2X4 - Poof, you are now as rich as you were good looking. Here's a dollar. I need change.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:14 AM

Poof - you are now Rosie O'Donnell

I wish I wasn't at work and instead sitting on a HOT sunny beach drinking GOOD beer, surrounded by gorgeous men who are just waiting to be at my beck and call.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:16 AM

Which wish was Rosie? LOL

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:17 AM

both

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:19 AM

LOdi: POOF! You are at Guantanamo with a ring full of keys!

I wish that Tex's orangutang would stop looking at me like that..

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:39 AM

Poof! It stops looking at you like this, but now looks at you like that...


I wish I could breath underwater.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:55 AM

Poof* You're a sea anemone.

I wish I didn't have to pay income tax.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 12:22 PM

poof, you have been fired, no income!! woo hoo

I wish I rethought the noisy toys I just bought the kids I am babysitting

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 1:56 PM

poof* You can no longer hear the toys. You might want to check out that hearing aid commercial.

I wish that I had four of me, one to cook, one to clean, one to lay on the beach, and one to fold the laundry.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 2:11 PM

Poof - there are four of you and all of you still hate all of your clothes and you're surprised by what nagging whiners the other three are.

I wish I could come home tonight and find my housework and laundry all ready done for the weekend so I can spend it doing something else.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 2:47 PM

*poof* And when you get home, she who did all that housework will be sleeping on your side of the bed.

I wish Lodi will have a fun and exciting weekend.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 3:02 PM

That's awesome Ken. I always said I need a wife. I'm certainly willing to give up my side of the bed for a clean house.

Poof - Lodi has a fun weekend because her housework is done.

Now I wish I had my own bedroom (read sanctuary), with a reading area, a fireplace, my own bathroom, lots of windows, and a lock on the door.

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 3:19 PM

POOF- you have your perfect sanctuary, but the key is inside the room and you are locked out.

i wish it were sunny FL today.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 3:28 PM

That would most likely be the case. I frequently lock myself out of my office and because of the sensitive material I have in here, only a handful of people are allowed to have keys. They are usually not around during the times I lock myself out. It drives me crazy to be locked out and hear my phone ringing.



lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 6:45 PM

Hey Lodi.. I have that.. and lock myself in there quite often.. all it takes is for you to lose the hubby and ignore the kids lol

*Poof* it's sunny if FL today, and tonight, and tomorrow and forever

I wish my son would decide to continue is education

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 6:57 PM

*poof* He does, but it is at Wellesley under the name "Jennifer".

I wish I had a more open, communicative relationship with Todd, my tapeworm.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 7:32 PM

Poof - You & Todd develop a deep, meaningful relationship beyond your wildest dreams. Unfortunately, the only way you can communicate is by sticking your head up your own a$$.

I wish i knew what the hell was going on.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.4 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 8:08 PM

Lodi* POOF! Your head is filled with immeasurable information concerning all events and occurrences in the world at once...you now reside in a nice padded room. I wish your room were closer to mine

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:15 PM

Poof! Your room is next to hers, but the only way for you to communicate is to put your heads in the toilet and holler back and forth.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 9:38 PM

*poof* but remember, it's the dog kids love to bite.

I wish I had tomorrow off to do something fun.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:11 PM

*poof* Your idea of fun and the Judge's idea of fun are quite different.

I wish you were here.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:18 PM

POOF! I'm There. No punishment necessary.

I wish the weekend were over!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:35 PM

*poof* the weekend is over, you're in the pokey, your new tattoo looks infected, and you are being spooned by a guy named Rocko.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:36 PM

ooppps....I wish beer came in cherry flavor.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 10:56 PM

No Poof needed. It already does. http://www.epinions.com/reviews/Lakefront_Cherry_Beer

I wish I had a nice Lion Stout instead.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:06 PM

Poof: Too bad your responder was dyslexic and you instead got a chubby lion, bitter with self-loathing.

I stopped at the Wine Company tonight and bought a four pack of a lovely White Belgian Beer called Blanche De Bruxelles, a white wheat beer brewed with coriander and orange peel. I also bought a half pound of Raclette cheese. Now, since I'm alone tonight, I wish I had someone who wanted to share it.

diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:17 PM

Poof: You're Snow White and you have SEVEN dwarfs to share your beer.

Kaufman stole my wish.

I wish I get three more wishes.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:24 PM

Smaug's the one with the dwarf fetish, not me.

diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:32 PM

Poof: Smaug is Snow White and he has seven dwarfs to play with.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:45 PM

*poof* You got three more wishes, specifically, wishes for the Heat keeping losing, for you to double the time it takes you to complete Word Puzzles, and for a subfreezing spell to hit Miami.

On the other hand, I think I'll wish for Twinkies to stay fresh for 100 years.


alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 7570)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 11:51 PM

POOF: Wish granted to Kaufman!

DIRECTIONS: Cut Twinkies in half lengthwise; layer in a 13 x 9 inch pan. Pour thawed raspberries over Twinkies. Sprinkle evenly with coconut. Cover with pudding and frost with whipped topping = Refrigerate 100 Years.


I wish for more Random Acts of Sploofkindness


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:09 AM

oh dude. Buzzkill. I can't think of a thing. Besides, that would ruin my rep.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 7570)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:24 AM

POOF; wish granted to me-

eesus replied honestly- it is a wish that only a few will grant [but may consider] - and that's a start

I wish for her reputation to remain tarnished [untarnished?]






eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:32 AM



rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:37 AM

Poof....my random act of kindness is to tell you fridges will
be obsolete in three days....eat the Twinkies now!!!!
I wish all traffic cops would get tickets to Hell!!!!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:52 AM

*poof* this thread has lost essential structure.

I wish Mom hadn't hired those terrifying, haunting, evil clowns for my sixth birthday party.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:57 AM

*poof* She didn't, and look at them now. They all hold elected office.

I wish that a cure is found for the ebola virus.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 1:02 AM

*poof* the cure is found, and it is a rare enzyme found only in Kaufmans scrotal sac


I wish I could see my first girlfriend again, and show her what I've learned.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:19 PM

*poof* you see her. She's a hooker. And not impressed.

I wish I had all of Lodi's beer and cheese.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 2:31 PM

*poof* the cheese is in a spray can and the beer is skunked.

I wish the turdbug would stop squishing my dreams.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 2:44 PM

Smaug; poof- Freddy Krueger has taken over from the turdbug.

I wish I could get access free to all those pay-for-view channels.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 3:44 PM

Garrybl: Poof! You get free access to all the pay-per-view you want, but your remote control won't budge off the Smurf vs. Teletubbies Smackdown.

I wish weekends were longer...

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 3:59 PM

Poof - weekends are longer which means more tips at your new job as the overly friendly barmaid at the Slurp & Burp. (Congrats on being recently voted "Miss Most Pinchable Butt" during trucker happy hour last weekend.)

I wish I was more addicted to my housework than I was the computer.


smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 5:12 PM

*poof* Unfortunately "housevork" is an ancient Druid condition last seen when Linda Blair was spewing in bed.

I wish my courageous, loyal, crime-fighting pal SmaugDog could fly.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 5:23 PM

poof, smaugdog can fly...over your head when he wants to take a crap

I wish my dog wans't afraid of cats

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:37 AM

Poof* Your dog loves cats,and spends every waking moment trying to impregnate them.


I wish I had more kenyan coffee.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:39 AM

Poof - you have more Kenyan coffee.

I wish Tex would send me his Kenyan coffee.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:44 AM

*poof* Tex sends you his Kenyan instead, whose name has a clicking sound in it, and he eats all your pets

I wish I lived on a bass lake

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:48 AM

poof, you live on bass lake. Your house sank to the bottom, drowning you and your family

I wish I had an EA worthy quiz to brag about on Smaug's other thread

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:49 AM

Poof, you live on a splendid bass lake with one particular fishing hole that yields trophy bass. The local town folk sit out on the shore of your lake, watching you fish and regularly comment "Would you look at that bass hole!"

I wish it were summer and I was standing up to my armpits in the North Fork of the Clearwater River, flycasting for wild Cutthroat trout.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 11:09 AM

Poof** You are up to your arm pits.... unfortunately, your deodorant failed and you are killing the fish.

I wish I had more KONA coffee.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 11:11 AM

*poof* You did say a gang of wild cutthroats, right?

I wish I had a veal farm.


texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 11:17 AM

Poof* You did say Veil Farm, right?? You are surrounded by women in Burkhas.

I WISH I HAD MORE KONA COFFEE!!!!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 11:23 AM

Smaug: Poof** Your have your veal farm and it is known as Westland/Hallmark Meat Packing Co.

Tex: Poof** You get more Kona coffee. Unfortunately, it is just Kona coffee.

I wish Smaug & Tex could watch me enjoying my grilled, disease-free ribeye steak with a bottle or two of ice cold Pipeline Porter made with Kona coffee, which I can purchase at my local grocery store.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 11:31 AM

POOF! You have a boat load of Kona...all robusta.

I want a fresh 12-cup pot of premium organic Ethiopian Yergacheffe to share with my responder.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 9:48 PM

Poof* You have your Yirg. Unroasted, which leaves both of us highly caffienated, but unsatisfied.


I wish I had a 15lb capacity commercial Dietrich roaster in pristine condition.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3778)
Sun, 24th Feb '08 10:10 PM

Poof! You get your roaster, and the first thing you do is roast those green beans and send me a huge bag of perfection, which I savor. In return I tell you about www.maltadvocate.com and you go Scotch wacky.

I wish the first part were true. The second part is optional.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 7:13 AM

'Poof' You got your wish.


I wish this thread would disappear.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 8:39 AM

*poof* There's now a little red X in the upper corner of this window. Push it and the thread will disappear.

I wish for a working kitchen

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 9:04 AM

poof...you have a working kitchen...and Felix as a permanant full time chef. It's not that bad, as long as you like tuna casserole...every day for the rest of your life

I wish for less spam

cristinap
Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 9:05 AM

*poof* You got your kitchen but then a nasty storm wrecks the rest of your house.

I wish I was 25 agian

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 9:45 AM

*poof* you're 25, but in dog years....

Have I mentioned that I wish for SNOW!!!!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:00 AM

Erin: Poof - all of your spam has been replaced with cans of deviled potted meat.

I wish for a knight in shining armor to come take me away from all this.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:07 AM

Poof! You got it. Bobby Knight to be exact. And he won't leave, and he won't stop screaming in your ear.

I wish my dogs barked like toy poodles.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:14 AM

2x4: Poof - You have all the snow you want, but you now live in Idaho. My backyard.

Robin: Poof - Why anyone would want little yapping toy poodles that never shut up and aren't properly housetrained is beyond me but you got it! Perhaps their constant yapping will be a beacon for you as you wind your way through the little tootsie rolls across your carpet.

I wish I didn't have a faculty meeting today.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:24 AM

poof...you go to your faculty meeting and find a note on the door saying no one is here, the meeting is canceled..go home and rest. You make your way back to your office only to realize you have locked yourself out, and your keys in, once again. As the whole falculty is gone, you spend the rest of the day and night locked in the darkened hallway, wishing you had a falculty meeting.

I wish my dog enjoyed bathing

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:26 AM

Poof, your wish is granted! School is cancelled because of a blizzard so no faculty meeting.

I wish I could win the lottery so I could retire.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:29 AM

*poof* Did you ever wonder what happens when you're not home? You are shocked by your next water bill!

I wish Lodi's office had a bio-recognition lock system, so she'd only have a problem if she'd left her retina on the desk.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:30 AM

That was for Erin. Pat, you need to settle for a full-time job fighting off the people trying to leech off you and your new-found riches.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 10:44 AM

okay, this is a stretch
Poof, Lodi has her bio-recognition locks. Since Kaufman made the wish, these particular locks don't recognize retinas, but mustaches. Lodi has to start taking male hormones to grow facial hair, just to get into her office.

I wish my potter's wheel was already set up

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 11:31 AM

Poof* Your potters wheel is set up. Sherman Potter. From M*A*S*H*.

And it's a bias ply. With Whitewalls.


I wish I was the President of the USA.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 12:01 PM

poof. you are President, President Hillary Clinton. The perks are great, but you get nightly visits from Bill, and he brings his box of cigars.

I wish I was immune to sinus infections

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 12:06 PM

Poof - you are immune to sinus infections thanks to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.

I wish I was overpaid and underworked.

Sploofus Editor
(Editor)  
Tue, 26th Feb '08 12:26 PM

POOF!! You are a sploofus editor.

I wish the jacuzzi was 1 degree warmer, the Scotch fountain was full of 25-year old single malt scotch instead of the 20-year old, there were more lobster, crab cakes and truffles on the buffet, Hugh Hefner would rotate the staff more often, and the Rolling Stones would have brought Clarence Clemens with them like they did last time.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 12:32 PM

Poof* You are a salaried employee in Barack Obama's committee on conservative values.


I wish Obama had conservative values.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 12:42 PM

POOF!! The fountain is 1 degree warmer. The jacuzzi is full of 25 year old Scotsmen with crabs. Jimmy Buffet ate all the lobsters and truffles. Hugh Hefner featured Clarence Clemens nude. And Rolling Stone Magazine featured musical reviews of Hugh Hefner playing a 20 year old ukulele.

I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:18 PM

*POOF* Ronald Reagan becomes the first zombie POTUS and takes a keen interest in your brain...

I wish I knew the length of a piece of string.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:18 PM

Poof! Sure! Now YOU have to dig him up!

I wish that carrotcake were less fattening!

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:19 PM

Oh and Martin: Okay! You discover a way to measure anything barehanded, but it is only 5 inches at a time and you can't show anyone.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:26 PM

*POOF* The cake becomes less fattening causing you to succumb to malnutrition, after a lengthy bout of bare-handed string measuring.

I wish zombie President Reagan wasn't after my jelly beans.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:31 PM

Poof! (or since this is a zombie, splat!) Zombie President Reagan (hereafter known as ZPR) is no longer after your jelly beans; now he is after your Belly Jeans!

I wish that Martin would share some of those jelly beans with ME!

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:37 PM

poof, he shares his jelly beans with you,. They are infected with Reagan's zombie virus, causing you to no longer like jelly beans, but insatiably crave jellied brains. (I pm-ed you with a lowfat carrot cake recipe)

I wish I could better play the piano.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:46 PM

*POOF* You are now an expert banjo player due to a catastrophic attack of dyslexia.


I wish my knees didn't knock.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 1:55 PM

Poof-your knees no longer knock, they lock, causing you to have life long fainting spells.

I wish my car were here...I'm bored

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 2:05 PM

Poof - your car is there. Now how the hell are you going to get it out of the living room?

I wish I hadn't hurt my knee so I could play competitive softball again.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 6:24 PM

poof, you knee is healed. You play competitive softball with much success. You are a professional and at the top of your game. You throw, run, catch, slide and spit better than any other player. But alas, no one cares, cause it's girls softball.

I wish I could meet you all in person.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 7:35 PM

You really should change that to say that you'd like to meet most all of us.

linda0727
Linda0727  (Level: 69.4 - Posts: 13)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 9:39 PM

You're so silly, Felix! Who wouldn't I want to meet?

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 26th Feb '08 9:41 PM

Oops! Mom was signed in! That last post was from me.


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