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kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 7:24 PM

TEXAS BLONDE JOKE

Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on
his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to the barn. They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail,
she tells him, "This is the one..... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy
blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 12:59 AM

Good joke Lorri....
I think the blonde is actually a smart brunette,
and the insemination man is actually a cow-boy

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 1:05 AM


I heard the same joke, only it was a goat, and there was no blonde, and the nail really was for pants, and the "artificial insemination guy" was smaug, and actually it wasn't a joke.

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 1:36 AM

Doesn't the offspring of that non-joke have parts on Saturday Night Live?

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Sat, 23rd Feb '08 5:50 AM

I've always wanted to try the farm life.

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Fri, 29th Feb '08 12:55 PM

She was Soooooooo Blonde...

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics.”
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
* She thought Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.



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