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Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 7:30 PM


I was going through some emails sent to me by someone that died last year - the blond joke from earlier was something sent in 2003 - then I ran across this one, sent on my birthday in 2005...I thought it worth sharing and I hope others enjoy it too

* Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

* Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jest happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin.'

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it in.

* Don't squat with your spurs on.

*Never ever fry bacon naked!

Oldcougar  (Level: 217.3 - Posts: 1935)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 8:03 PM

Wish words

Oldcougar  (Level: 217.3 - Posts: 1935)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 8:04 PM

oops Wise words, must have slipped in a cow pie

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 22nd Feb '08 8:21 PM

Stuff to worry about. You know, they say 95% of everything you worry about never happens. So statistically speaking, that proves that worrying works!

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