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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 12:03 AM

GILBERT GOTTFREID JOKE


A man walks into the doctor's office.

The doctor says, "I have bad news, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's disease."

The guy says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 2:34 AM

Made me laugh out loud.
Thanks smaug!

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.7 - Posts: 7573)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 7:44 AM

Gilbert just celebrated his 53rd birthday on February 28.
Here's another G.G. funny [Hollywood Squares]
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'Dr. Joyce Brothers says that when two people are in love, something grows as much as two inches. What?'

"It grows as much as two inches? Well, let's see, that would make it... two and half inches."

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 11:42 AM

damn, there was another one that cracked me up...

Isn't it weird that jokes are the hardest thing to remember? What is that? Is it like the brain associates than with non-survival needs because you laugh when you hear them, so it doesn't file them?

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.7 - Posts: 7573)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 12:39 PM

Smaug; that is a plausible and smaugable explanation.



eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.6 - Posts: 240)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 2:30 PM

Forgetting jokes is a natural kind of Alzhiemers methinks??

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.1 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 3:04 PM

Don't you mean cancer?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 3:16 PM

What are you two talking about?

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.4 - Posts: 1025)
Sat, 1st Mar '08 4:40 PM

If you forget the joke, you can laugh at it again some other time, when you might need it. If you remembered every joke, you'd run out before you get old, and boy do you need to laugh more the older you get. Unless you get...what was that I was saying?


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