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Barnierubble  (Level: 93.9 - Posts: 637)
Wed, 12th Mar '08 4:02 AM


Little Old Lady had just bought a new car. Tries it iut, but goes a bit fast. Motorcycle traffic cop stops her. "I think you were going rather fast there Granny" "Not me", says Granny. "let me see your licence" says cop. "Haven't had one since you lot took it from me for drink driving" "Let me see your Insurance" What di I need insurance for" says Granny. "Let me see owners documents" "Do not know where they are, probably the dead guy in the trunk who I shot is the owner" Cop draws gun, goes to bike and calls for back-up. About six cars arrive, including chief of police. "Get out of car, Maam, and open trunk." Police chief goes over, looks in trunk, no body, "Where is body of owner, the man you killed" "I am the owner, I just bought this car" 2why are you driving without insurance" "i'm not. I have document in car" "why are you driving without a licence after drink driving" "i'm not, I have my licence in the car. Who told you all this rubbish" "The patrol officer" "I bet the little S*** told you I was speeding, as well"

Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Wed, 12th Mar '08 11:51 AM

Hee-hee! Guess that lady could whip up a "Things in my car trunk" quiz?

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