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kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.6 - Posts: 1190)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 7:23 PM

REDNECK LENT


Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his

outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of

Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was

Lent, they were forbidden from eating

meat on Friday.



The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks

was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful

that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest

came to visit Bubba, and suggested that

he become a Catholic.



After several classes and much study, Bubba attended

Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over

him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a

Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.



Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday

night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled

venison filled the neighborhood.



The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,

and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a

rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and

watched in amazement.



There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy

water which hecarefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and

chanted:

You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now

you a catfish.


kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 7:29 PM

ROFLMAO!

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 7:34 PM

Is this a coincidence? Or do the advertisers' software look for key words when their ads are generated?... read the ads at the bottom of this thread:

Our lady of Lourdes
we offer: Lourdes water, miraculous medals, etc. Direct to your home. www.lourdes-water.org

Catholic priest Information on Missionary Oblate Priests & Brothers www.videoswithvalues.org/vocation

The Catholic Church and truth about what happened after Vatican II, prophecy, videos
www.mostholyfamilymonastery.com

Protestant Prayer Beads Rosaries inspired by the beauty of stained glass windows and nature. www.cathedralrosaries.com

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 7:38 PM

no - it's not an accident. Google adsense (the ads at the bottom) are geared towards the content of the page, and use those keywords to display relevant advertising...



kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.6 - Posts: 1190)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 8:41 PM

hmmm... what can I advertise besides Lent?

It wasn't my intention to spark an ad blitz with a joke but oh well

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 10:38 PM

Hey Kimoira.. no worries.. you didn't spark anything.. 'cept my funny bone.. just a curious observation

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Tue, 18th Mar '08 11:12 PM

I had never noticed the ads at the bottom of the page coordinating with the content...hmm, I think I'll check out the "crap" thread...

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 10:34 AM

I don't see any ads. Can't I pay more money so I can see the ads too?

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 10:39 AM

They usually show as url links at the bottom of the page just before the "now playing" box.

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.1 - Posts: 1025)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 10:44 AM

okay, never noticed those. didn't want to be left out!


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