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rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 11:46 AM

AGES OLD QUESTION...

Got one to add?

Why did the chicken cross the road?


DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on " THIS " side of the road before it goes after the problem on the " OTHER SIDE " of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT " problems before adding "NEW " problems.

OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? 'That's why they call it the other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It 's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES :
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

crazy4games
Crazy4games  (Level: 123.0 - Posts: 1020)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 11:55 AM

LMAO Robin! Very funny, thanks for sharing.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 12:07 PM

John McCain:
Because it is important to reach out to the other side of the road, and If I am elected President, I will cross the road as often as it takes for Government to work for the people. I have a history of crossing the road, and will continue to do so.

Hillary Clinton:
Because I am the only one capable of directing chicken traffic at 3am, I do not advise the chicken to cross the road again without government subsidies and direction.

Barack Obama:
For Hope of a better life, because the side of the road he was on had no hope. And under my administration, chickens will no longer have to undertake the dangerous task of crossing roads just for a little hope. Hope will abound. And change. Did I mention Change?

baggiob
Baggiob  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 888)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 12:50 PM

Why did the turkey traverse the road? because it has a better vocabulary than the chicken

headylamar
Headylamar  (Level: 150.7 - Posts: 740)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 3:15 PM

Very funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.1 - Posts: 3779)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 5:07 PM

The Chicken:
To get away from all of the "Compassionate Conservatives" who will feel justified in killing and eating me because they apologized for what they were about to do beforehand.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 19th Mar '08 8:20 PM

Tyson Farms:

APB: Chicken; possibly Hen, last seen crossing road: Distinguishing marks; pointed yellow beak, white feathers and red wattle. Last seen escaping chicken prison and inciting other chickens to do the same. Use caution when approaching suspect...she has been fed antibiotics and may defaecate hostilely...


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