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joee
Joee  (Level: 156.4 - Posts: 255)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 7:07 PM

WOULD YOU WRESTLE A CROCODILE

....to save your wife? (or husband) Big on the news this morning in Australia (along with your pregnant man) is the report of a man who wrestled a two and a half metre crocodile to save his wife (and did)
but what the newsreaders are asking is ....would you?
Well, would you?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 7:37 PM

Absolutely.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 7:49 PM

A child for sure, a stranger maybe, my wife no way! Oh! wait I'm single. Never mind.

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 202.0 - Posts: 1190)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:06 PM

Same here, my child without a doubt .

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:33 PM

Been asking for a wife for a number of years. I'd kill the damn crock for one.

Me.

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 202.0 - Posts: 1190)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:35 PM

ironically, I just got this e-mail (from my mom)

in part:

And remember there only two defining forces that have ever offered to die for you:

Jesus Christ
and our American Soldiers

One died for your soul
The other's for your freedom.



Another way to ask the question- who would wrestle a crocodile to save YOU?

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:38 PM

I'd wrestle the croc, sure.

But I wouldn't play snooker with it!

toledosugar
Toledosugar  (Level: 51.4 - Posts: 281)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:39 PM

At my age, wrestling anything is out of the question!

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 8:43 PM

Sleeping with my wife is sort of like wrestling a crocodile

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Thu, 3rd Apr '08 10:21 PM

Here in Orlando we have a place called Gatorland. It was one of the first places I took my son when we moved here in '99. They have gator wrestlers there. I immediately came home, called my best friend in CA and said, "If I was single, and a man in a bar told me he was a gator wrestler I would totally be attracted to him. I wonder what this means about me." Gator wrestlers rock.
Leah

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 5:55 AM

Leah, If I were single and told you I wrestled grizzly bears, what would you do ?? You just might be attracted to wrestlers.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 6:47 AM

Do crocodile's have opposing thumbs? I'm an excellent thumb wrestler...

revdodd
Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 8:13 AM

It depends...is it two out of three falls? Does the croc have a manager that can sneak him a chair while the ref isn't looking.

And finally, is the Croc named "Nature Boy?"

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 9:33 AM

No Bill, I think it's a gator thing.
Leah

ricksdusa
Ricksdusa  (Level: 22.6 - Posts: 69)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 10:25 AM

Yes. In a heartbeat.
Not only would I wrestle it - I'd skin the bugger and make her a matching bag and shoes.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Fri, 4th Apr '08 1:45 PM

At my age, I think it would be more of me just jumping in and "going" with Ben........but then, I do have 2 new steel knees...has there ever been a case of an alligator being kneed to death?


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