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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 10th Apr '08 8:59 PM


Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If 4 out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean 1 out of five enjoys it?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If a pig loses it's voice is it disgruntled?

If it's true we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be belighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Just wondered.

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