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rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 8:58 PM

WELL DUH!

Headline on CNN today:

"Pilot whose gun went off to be fired"



bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 9:47 PM

He was such a big shot too. What a shame a man of his caliber is being treated this way ..?




~Bev

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 10:06 PM

Damn Foxy...well put.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 10:09 PM

Bear in mind its only a report.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 10:42 PM

More of a bulletin.

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Thu, 17th Apr '08 11:36 PM

This headline has triggered some pretty bad jokes!

linenlady
Linenlady  (Level: 159.1 - Posts: 306)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 1:00 AM

Wasn't that in a magazine, somewhere?
Diane

tresgatos
Tresgatos  (Level: 204.2 - Posts: 4185)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 1:08 AM

That story has given me lots of ammunition for writing to Congress.

-- Geri

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.1 - Posts: 1302)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 2:31 AM

Geri, couldn't that have ramifications? (That might only be funny to black powder adherents.)

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 5:12 AM

His boss went ballistic. Whilst in a revolvering door. And I heard the guy was on automatic pilot.
But that's just a shot in the dark.


salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5314)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 5:40 AM

Well at least he's going out in a big bang

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 8:28 AM

Be warned that that's the third version of the story since it came out. It needed a second amendment ...

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 8:37 AM

(was going to post something about firing blanks, but decided it was grossly inappropriate.)


revdodd
Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 9:41 AM

I'm rifling though my thoughts to come up with a snappy answer...

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 10:03 AM

Lots of Berettas in the news today; Pope just arrived in NY.
Now there's a small bore if ever I saw one.

tresgatos
Tresgatos  (Level: 204.2 - Posts: 4185)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 6:22 PM

Fudypatootie asked: "Geri, couldn't that have ramifications?"

I think that's a loaded question.

-- Geri

taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 6:26 PM

Would it be rude to cal this thread a "weapon of mass destruction"?

If not, please continue to shoot the breeze.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 6:32 PM

I am just waiting for the next son-of-a-gun to make a comment!!


~Bev

taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 10:52 PM

Hi Bushy
Were you trying to jump the gun?





bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 10:56 PM

Oooooops, I just got fired for making bad jokes


~Bev

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 10:59 PM

With that kind of publicity, I'll bet that pilot's employer was pistol-offed.


taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:06 PM

Al, you are a true-blue son of a gun.
The Top Gun of York, Pa



taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:08 PM

No, Bushy
Just remember to use bullets around your main ideas next time.

Thanks!



alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:12 PM

Taco;

Well, I'm a "Maverick" of sorts.
There is no "top" gun control in the first capital of united states.

What was that loud bang I just heard?

Duck and cover!!





taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:16 PM

Naw, that was only Burth the Turtle, silly!

Oh?

Maybe it was my cat, the Mauser, looking for something to eat?





fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.1 - Posts: 1302)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:49 PM

Or maybe the dog needs a muzzle.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:51 PM

Smokie's gonna hate these jokes...... Let's not be a loose cannon and tell her, huh?

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 18th Apr '08 11:53 PM

You think she'd go ballistics?

foogs
Foogs  (Level: 267.4 - Posts: 848)
Sat, 19th Apr '08 12:02 AM

She's of a higher calibre than that.



taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Sat, 19th Apr '08 12:10 AM

I certainly would not want to trigger anything here. I promise to try to get a grip on these things.

tazmaniac72
Tazmaniac72  (Level: 187.6 - Posts: 213)
Sat, 19th Apr '08 1:13 AM

Just try to have a good sense of humor and not blow up at anyone to takes a crack shot at a pilot's stupdity....

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 19th Apr '08 6:13 AM

.....Put Magnum P.I. on the case(ing).....???



~Bev

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sun, 20th Apr '08 10:11 AM


According to his wife he often prematurely fires blanks.


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