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Allena  (Level: 266.2 - Posts: 1408)
Mon, 5th May '08 12:06 PM


Thank you for all the nice mail on the fable WP. Here is a nifty joke, if you like jokes ... not exactly a fable but ...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

Tuzilla  (Level: 144.6 - Posts: 3839)
Mon, 5th May '08 1:04 PM


I heard a similar one a long time ago about an old man who just got out of jail for having sex with a buffalo went he was younger and was wondering if hippie he encountered might be his son.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Mon, 5th May '08 4:54 PM

Can anyone guess what the theme
of this thread might be????
Good joke Jim and Steve

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