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smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Mon, 12th May '08 12:07 AM

SMAUG BORED


Entertain the Smaug. Now.

tresgatos
Tresgatos  (Level: 204.2 - Posts: 4191)
Mon, 12th May '08 12:12 AM

Absurd me go.

Figure that out. You have 30 seconds. Tick tock tick tock ...

-- Geri

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 12th May '08 12:16 AM

,,|,,

(_!_)



rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 12th May '08 2:53 AM

Sit on it Lodi....

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 12th May '08 3:05 AM

Geri....
Smaug (is always) bored
That's why he causes so
much trouble!!!!




larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Mon, 12th May '08 6:21 AM

Smaug board? Is that like plywood?
How thinly d'you have to slice Smaug before his re-constitution as pulp and eventual layering into something cheap but useful?

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7564)
Mon, 12th May '08 6:25 AM

Smaug: Try this- to relieve boredom----gingerly place an Article of Confederation up where the sun don't shine.

Actually, gingerly is not required. Your choice.



jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 12th May '08 6:26 AM

You haven't seen bored till you try my WP. Will be the first Platpuz thread full of yawns.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.8 - Posts: 2770)
Mon, 12th May '08 6:44 AM

Smaug bored's an open sandwich.

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 12th May '08 6:54 AM

Actually, I think I understand that remark. (yikes)

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Mon, 12th May '08 7:09 AM

my kids never complained about being bored because i had a "Cure for Boredom List" up on the fridge. it included things like match the socks in the sock basket, clean out the car, clean the bathroom, sort the toy box for Goodwill, sort your clothes for Goodwill, give the dog a bath and other assorted chores..

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 12th May '08 10:43 AM

I'd like to be the Treasurer of the Smaug Bored...nevermind that embezzlement charge...it was all trumped up...I already had those shoes.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.8 - Posts: 2770)
Mon, 12th May '08 10:53 AM

Oh well, Mplaw, only two of us here are mad!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Mon, 12th May '08 10:57 AM

Things for you to ponder:

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.


eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 12th May '08 11:13 AM

Way funny


spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.7 - Posts: 667)
Mon, 12th May '08 11:29 AM

Marsha speaks the truth.
Smaug, have you completed your "Honey Do list" already?

flcyclist
Flcyclist  (Level: 124.4 - Posts: 691)
Mon, 12th May '08 12:07 PM

Smaug - quit snoring!! It's keeping me awake!!!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Mon, 12th May '08 12:49 PM

""""Smaug, have you completed your "Honey Do list" already? """"


Don't throw me softballs. I have my comedic self-respect, you know.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6642)
Mon, 12th May '08 1:45 PM

don't say Honey Do to Smaug.
It makes him think of melons and you know where that leads....

zeedee
Zeedee  (Level: 224.7 - Posts: 1088)
Mon, 12th May '08 2:24 PM

A quote from Dorothy Parker: "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Mon, 12th May '08 2:25 PM

Exactly. Wait...what?

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 12th May '08 5:51 PM

you know what they say, "when life gives you melons..."

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 12th May '08 8:59 PM

When life gives you lemons....suck it up!!!!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 13th May '08 2:18 AM

This is like a great bedtime story (smile)

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 13th May '08 2:28 AM

When life gives you lemons, go find some annoying guy with paper cuts.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Tue, 13th May '08 5:27 AM

Oh Yeah Lodi....Good one!!!!
I saw that on your profile, and meant to copy it...
There was so much reading on your profile....
By the time I got to the end - I forgot!!!!

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 13th May '08 6:31 AM

Geri, Absurd me go?

snakes
Snakes  (Level: 219.6 - Posts: 101)
Tue, 13th May '08 11:17 AM

Do emus brag?

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6642)
Tue, 13th May '08 11:26 AM

No I think its Grab D mouse.

Talking of that, when my wife was at her previous job a senior colleague told her she needed to be more assertive.
The phrase he used was 'spiro agnew'

Neither she nor I had come across that before.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 13th May '08 1:08 PM

Some rad bug told me that Spiro Agnew one is a classic.

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 13th May '08 1:14 PM

oh, I get it--smaug bored! didn't realize it was a dang hologram or sumthin!

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 13th May '08 1:24 PM

geri-seem a prole? yeah, got me hooked.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 13th May '08 2:22 PM

my word puzzle has anagrams

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 13th May '08 2:47 PM

and when does it moo cute? (stop me, can't stop, geri's fault)

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Tue, 13th May '08 3:56 PM

5/17, in the am


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