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Headylamar  (Level: 154.8 - Posts: 740)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 12:04 AM



I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.

She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?

And that, my friends, is the definition of 'OLD'.


Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 12:12 AM


That is a hoot!

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 12:20 AM

I also very quietly admitted to a friend that I was having an affair and she asked me if there would be a ferris wheel there.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 12:49 AM

Henry and Alfred were sitting on the porch in the nursing home in their rocking chairs, enjoying the warm summer day, when suddenly ole' Bessie strips off all her clothes and runs nekkid through the yard.

Henry says "Was that ole' Bessie that just ran by here?"
Alfred says "Yep."
Henry says "Well what was that she was wearing?"
Alfred says "I don't know, but it sure needed ironed."

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2402)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 4:59 AM

"OLD" is anything older'n me.

As of last birthday, I am 30 (again)....thanks to Lodi


Surreyman  (Level: 275.0 - Posts: 2776)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 5:03 AM

You can't reverse age.
I tried it and the number was even higher.

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 5:31 AM

I want to get older. I wouldn't want to be a second younger than I am right now. Like Mike Ditka says, "Never look back, looking back is for losers".

Diva305  (Level: 153.7 - Posts: 1657)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 10:34 AM

"Old age ain't no place for sissies." ~ Bette Davis

Beats the alternative tho.

Diva-Forever 19 with 30 years' experience.

Winddancer41  (Level: 63.3 - Posts: 1113)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 10:44 AM

The only way i would want to do it all again is if it meant i could change the things that i would have liked to do differently. And since that is impossible i guess i will be content with all 67 years as they have been. here's to life.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 3rd Jul '08 2:16 AM

"Only the good die young"
So that means the rest of
us have lead long and
"interesting" lives

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