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Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 1:28 PM


Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.
The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'
'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.
'Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired..'

God is good!

Zeedee  (Level: 222.1 - Posts: 1088)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 1:31 PM

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought it was yet another "Neverending Activity." (At least at my house it is.)

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 1:43 PM

I reinvent the wheel every gd day. sigh.

Donleigh  (Level: 146.0 - Posts: 4980)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 1:57 PM

C'est quoi ca, le housework? Am I supposed to be cleaning instead of playing? Say it ain't so!

Ladyvol  (Level: 202.9 - Posts: 5438)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 2:26 PM

What is housework? Almost as bad as being called a house wife...I didn't marry a house!

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 3:13 PM

Sadly, apparently I did.

But it's all good. The house never steals the remote, asks me what's for dinner, or argues about picking up socks and underwear.

Flcyclist  (Level: 122.5 - Posts: 691)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 3:27 PM

That's one of the advantages of being single - no one complains about the mess!!!

Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Wed, 2nd Jul '08 8:18 PM

God is good! Loved this!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Thu, 3rd Jul '08 1:53 AM

LOVED your story. Guess that's why
they say marriage is a Partnership
And why I've always said....
"Men get the sex they DESERVE"

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