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Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Sat, 12th Jul '08 7:12 PM


There aren't only "platonic" kisses:

Aristotelian kiss
a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway.

Hegelian kiss
dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss.

Wittgensteinian kiss
the important thing about this type of kiss is that it refers only to the symbol (our internal mental representation we associate with the experience of the kiss--which must necessarilly also be differentiated from the act itself for obvious reasons and which need not be by any means the same or even similar for the different people experiencing the act) rather than the act itself and, as such, one must be careful not to make unwarranted generalizations about the act itself or the experience thereof based merely on our manipulation of the symbology therefor.

Godelian kiss
a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not.

Socratic kiss
really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and cover more ground.

Kantian kiss
a kiss that, eschewing inferior "phenomenal" contact, is performed entirely on the superior "noumenal" plane; though you don't actually feel it at all, you are, nonetheless, free to declare it the best kiss you've ever given or received.

Kafkaesque kiss
a kiss that starts out feeling like it's about to transform you but ends up just bugging you.

Sartrean kiss
a kiss that you worry yourself to death about even though it really doesn't matter anyway.

Russell-Whiteheadian kiss
a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow.

Hertzsprung-Russellian kiss
Oh, Be A Fine Girl/Guy, Kiss Me.

Pythagorean kiss
a kiss given by someone who has developed some new and wonderful techniques but refuses to use them on anyone for fear that others would find out about them and copy them.

Cartesian kiss
a particularly well-planned and coordinated movement: "I think, therefore, I aim." In general, a kiss does not count as Cartesian unless it is applied with enough force to remove all doubt that one has been kissed. (cf. Polar kiss, a more well-rounded movement involving greater nose-to-nose contact, but colder overall.)

Heisenbergian kiss
a hard-to-define kiss--the more it moves you, the less sure you are of where the kiss was; the more energy it has, the more trouble you have figuring out how long it lasted. Extreme versions of this type of kiss are known as "virtual kisses" because the level of uncertainty is so high that you're not quite sure if you were kissed or not. Virtual kisses have the advantage, however, that you need not have anyone else in the room with you to enjoy them.

Nietzscheian kiss
"she/he who does not kiss you, makes your lust stronger."

Epimenidian kiss
a kiss given by someone who does not kiss.

Grouchoic kiss
a kiss given by someone who will only kiss those who would not kiss him or her.

Harpoic kiss
shut up and kiss me.

Zenoian kiss
your lips approach, closer and closer, but never actually touch.

Procrustean kiss
suffice it to say that it is a technique that, once you've experienced it, you'll never forget it, especially when applied to areas of the anatomy other than the lips.

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Spacecat  (Level: 164.7 - Posts: 673)
Sat, 12th Jul '08 9:36 PM

You realize there was a quiz in there.

Donleigh  (Level: 155.5 - Posts: 5413)
Sat, 12th Jul '08 10:37 PM

Thank God there wasn't a quiz. It would have taken me 30 minutes of experimenting to decide which kiss was which.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3641)
Sat, 12th Jul '08 10:55 PM

Just shut up and kiss me already!

Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Sat, 12th Jul '08 11:36 PM

Dammit, Who took my Binaca? (looks accusingly at Easy)

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 6:28 AM

Erin, I'm from Paris. What do you have for me?

Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 8:08 AM

Well, I've only been to Paris once, and that was several years ago, but between the stinky cheese and the B.O. (it was HOT that summer), I'm pretty sure the Binaca will prove to be of great benefit.

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 9:46 AM

Wrong answer! You are cold!

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 10:00 AM

Paris IL or Paris Texas ??? I've been to Nice, Cannes, Villefranche and Monaco, didn't need Binaca there.

Chyenn  (Level: 209.5 - Posts: 1332)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 10:06 AM

he could have meant Paris Tennessee........

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 10:14 AM

It also could've been Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Michigan , Mississippi Missouri, and Ohio. I have also been to Lebanon Indiana

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3641)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 10:49 AM

I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me.

Bbear  (Level: 167.3 - Posts: 2297)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 11:38 AM

I rolled a paradise and hit a lucky seven

Donleigh  (Level: 155.5 - Posts: 5413)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 1:34 PM

I've tried Paradise by the dashboard lights, but I couldn't get to heaven

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3641)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 1:42 PM

Ooooo baby, heaven is a place on earth.

Spacecat  (Level: 164.7 - Posts: 673)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 3:07 PM

I have visited Paris, Ontario

Donleigh  (Level: 155.5 - Posts: 5413)
Sun, 13th Jul '08 7:25 PM

I went to Paris, Ont. once with my mother. She turned right instead of left on the way back and we went to Hamilton instead of Toronto. I always forget to say "correct" not "right" when she is driving.

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