Dirty Laundry --- News by the Scoop!
Natris on 01/08/2009
|It seems we like to hear it on the sly when it comes through the grapevine after being found under the covers:|
"I make my living off the evening news, Just give me something-something I can use, People love it when you lose, They love dirty laundry."
And it's all served to us by those paragons of newsworthy propriety: Dirty Laundry and the Seven Scoops: Sleazy, Slimy, Grubby, Grimy, Nasty, Icky and (eee-yeeew) Gross, who search nightly for good gossip and hearsay:
"Dirty little secrets, Dirty little lies, We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie, We love to cut you down to size, We love dirty laundry."
And the truth? Well...
"We can do the innuendo, We can dance and sing, When its said and done we haven't told you a thing, We all know that crap is king, Give us dirty laundry!"
So, tread forth if you dare. But pull up your knee-high waders and put on some oversize mitts --- the muck and the mire is gonna get really deep and gooey. And remember:
"Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down."
"Kick em when they're stiff, Kick em all around."
("Lyrics" from "Dirty Laundry" written by Don Henley)"
And enjoy the quiz.
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