Have a Cow!
Billkozy on 12/09/2008
|Hear the one about the two cows? Daisy and Dolly were standing next to each other on the farm when Daisy told Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."|
"I don't believe you," exclaimed Dolly.
"It's true," Daisy insisted, "No bull."
Or what about the cows who were chatting over the fence between their pastures? The first cow said, “I’ll tell you, this mad cow disease has got me a little spooked. They say it hit some of Farmer Johnson’s stock.”
“I ain’t worried,” the second cow replied. “It don’t affect us ducks.”
OK, OK, here's a quiz with some "Miscellaneous Cow Facts". The source is John Pukite's "A Field Guide to Cows".
Good Luck and please rate the quiz afterward if you have a chance. I'd be udderly disappointed and probably even moooooved to tears if you don't.
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