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May Old Punsters Never Die III

puppyfootPuppyfoot on 09/02/2008

Trivia Quiz The instructions for this quiz are the same as for the previous two, with a little extra clarification. So, at the risk of being "repundant," here they are:

I'm sure most people have heard the following saying: "Old teachers never die--they just lose their class." This quiz is a series of questions using that same format. You will decide how to complete each sentence, choosing the pun that you believe to "fit" the best. (Note: 'Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary' defines "pun" as "a type of joke in which words are used that have a similar sound, but a different meaning.")

I believe I originated each of these, although, when it comes to puns, the likelihood of duplicating someone else's puns always exists. I did my best, however, to exclude anything I have heard or read elsewhere. After all, when you groan, I want to be "respunsible" for it!

This should be an easy quiz. Please rate it when you are finished with it. And have fun!

pun. (n.d.). Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary. Retrieved September 01, 2008, from website:
10 Questions

Rating:  (7.88/9)
Difficulty:  Very Easy
Taken: 145 times

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Comments (14)
Jomama254  (Level: 38.3)
Wed, 13th Jan '16 7:28 PM

very very clever! good one

Gunner65  (Level: 83.0)
Fri, 5th Aug '11 6:41 PM


Mommamoo  (Level: 150.2)
Wed, 31st Mar '10 10:42 PM

enjoy this "series" !

F5laur  (Level: 31.1)
Thu, 28th Jan '10 6:55 PM

This was a really fun quiz. Thank you for writing it for others to enjoy.

Swiper  (Level: 146.3)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 7:12 PM

Fun, Thanks

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