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May Old Punsters Never Die III



puppyfootPuppyfoot on 09/02/2008

Trivia Quiz The instructions for this quiz are the same as for the previous two, with a little extra clarification. So, at the risk of being "repundant," here they are:

I'm sure most people have heard the following saying: "Old teachers never die--they just lose their class." This quiz is a series of questions using that same format. You will decide how to complete each sentence, choosing the pun that you believe to "fit" the best. (Note: 'Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary' defines "pun" as "a type of joke in which words are used that have a similar sound, but a different meaning.")

I believe I originated each of these, although, when it comes to puns, the likelihood of duplicating someone else's puns always exists. I did my best, however, to exclude anything I have heard or read elsewhere. After all, when you groan, I want to be "respunsible" for it!

This should be an easy quiz. Please rate it when you are finished with it. And have fun!

Source:
pun. (n.d.). Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary. Retrieved September 01, 2008, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun
10 Questions




Rating:  (7.88/9)
Difficulty:  Very Easy
Taken: 145 times

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Comments (14)
jomama254
Jomama254  (Level: 38.3)
Wed, 13th Jan '16 7:28 PM

very very clever! good one


gunner65
Gunner65  (Level: 83.0)
Fri, 5th Aug '11 6:41 PM

Excellent.!!


mommamoo
Mommamoo  (Level: 150.2)
Wed, 31st Mar '10 10:42 PM

enjoy this "series" !


f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1)
Thu, 28th Jan '10 6:55 PM

This was a really fun quiz. Thank you for writing it for others to enjoy.


swiper
Swiper  (Level: 146.3)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 7:12 PM

Fun, Thanks








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