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May Old Punsters Never Die V



puppyfootPuppyfoot on 05/30/2009

Trivia Quiz The instructions for this quiz are the same as for the previous four. At the risk of being "repundant," here they are:

I'm sure most people have heard the following saying: "Old teachers never die--they just lose their class." This quiz is a series of questions using that same format. You will decide how to complete each sentence, choosing the pun that you believe to "fit" the best. (Note: 'Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary' defines "pun" as "a type of joke in which words are used that have a similar sound, but a different meaning.")

I believe I originated each of these, although, when it comes to puns, the likelihood of duplicating someone else's puns always exists. I did my best, however, to exclude anything I have heard or read elsewhere. After all, when you groan, I want to be "respunsible" for it!

This should be an easy quiz. Please rate it when you are finished with it. And have fun!

Source:
pun. (n.d.). Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary. Retrieved September 01, 2008, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun


10 Questions




Rating:  (7.97/9)
Difficulty:  Very Easy
Taken: 115 times

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Player: Level: % Correct: Time to Complete:
1
Cooker 196100.00%    61.43 seconds    
2
Lisarubymarsha 34100.00%    67.69 seconds    
3
Asor 156100.00%    69.83 seconds    
4
Oobydooby 42100.00%    78.50 seconds    
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Garrybl 280100.00%    80.30 seconds    
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Scooters86 26100.00%    81.37 seconds    
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Jwademarsh 32100.00%    83.63 seconds    
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Mickeym 88100.00%    86.21 seconds    
9
Jmr79 26100.00%    87.38 seconds    
10
Wheels 196100.00%    91.22 seconds    



Comments (8)
gunner65
Gunner65  (Level: 83.0)
Fri, 5th Aug '11 6:49 PM

What a great series.!!


gunner65
Gunner65  (Level: 83.0)
Fri, 5th Aug '11 6:49 PM

What a great series.!!


finestkind
Finestkind  (Level: 175.0)
Thu, 4th Jun '09 3:31 PM

Fun quiz!


jslem
Jslem  (Level: 78.0)
Sat, 30th May '09 10:15 PM

I love a good pun. Thanks


btsyshsbnd
Btsyshsbnd  (Level: 73.3)
Sat, 30th May '09 6:50 PM

well done, loved no. 8








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