Talking Turkey With You
Billkozy on 11/28/2008
|Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and assuage my guilt?"|
"Certainly not," said the priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."
Thanking the priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was over, the priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his Thanksgiving turkey.
All right now, let's get down to brass tacks. Talking turkey here. This quiz will feature some quotes by famous people on the topic of turkeys. I'll give you the quote and you pick out who talked about turkeys.
Happy Thanksgiving, and please rate the quiz afterward if you can. Thanks!
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