Willough4 says, "Laugh!"
Willough4 on 03/12/2007
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I was going to write a quiz about lawyer jokes but as was said on one of the lawyer joke websites, "The problem with jokes about lawyers is that lawyers don't find them funny and non-lawyers don't think they're jokes." So, I decided to write a quiz which is indirectly about lawyers - frivolous lawsuits. I found them in various websites, including one about the Stella awards and another about the fake Stella awards. "Stella" was the name of the woman in New Mexico who was awarded a lot of money when she spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's.
Just remember the following:
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer:
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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